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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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I don't know how true this is but pretty strange if it is.

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A combo Science and Lame joke!

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100% end up dying if you wait long enough.
 
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BillTre said:
Better yet, you can eat two or three or as many pis that you want and the sin would still be zero.
 
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mfb said:
##\sin(\pi e) \approx 0.774##
##\sin \frac{3 \pi}{2} = -1##.

If you and your girlfriend split three pies, that should leave you with a free sin to spend somehow.
 
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sysprog said:
Dealing with geometric algebra++. (No more pseudovectors.)

GA is catching on in computer graphics as easier to work with than the dual of quaternions.
 
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@Hornbein, taking GA to mean geometric algebra, maybe working with voxels is GA enough for 3D computer graphics.
 
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Personally, I'm more than a little alarmed about the Omicron infection function's apparent ability to travel backward in time...
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DaveC426913 said:
Personally, I'm more than a little alarmed about the Omicron infection function's apparent ability to travel backward in time...View attachment 295660
Why are you alarmed? If the infection has the ability to travel backward in time, then the worst has already happened.
 
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If evolution is true, why don't we see animals change into other animals right away?

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They do. Here we see a cat instantly change into a giant vicious bear killer.

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I recently heard about a novel in which Shrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure. So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
 
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