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DennisN said:
He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole:
I like the "wind" blowing his mouth ! ...
Is it "warp wind"?
 
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DennisN said:
He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole:

speaking of wormholes ...

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kuruman said:
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
And he seems to be living it! ...
 
Looks more like 0.9 cats.

If you think non-integer cat numbers are weird, consider this video. We clearly start with a cat number of 1 and end with a cat number of 0. But would you say the number jumps from 1 to 0 in between? No, continuous cat numbers make much more sense.
 
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mfb said:
Looks more like 0.9 cats.

If you think non-integer cat numbers are weird, consider this video. We clearly start with a cat number of 1 and end with a cat number of 0. But would you say the number jumps from 1 to 0 in between? No, continuous cat numbers make much more sense.
So there's digital and analog "cat system"?
 
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davenn said:
couldn't help but laugh at this one ...
:oldlaugh: Hilarious!
 
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fresh_42 said:
It's not that wrong. Except that I found '98 far worse than ME - more crashes.

ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro

Not all versions of Windows are created equal :rolleyes::wink:
 
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This thread needs some electronics jokes...

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#58: Write-Only Memory
April 1, 1973: The Signetics corporation issued a press release announcing their invention of a revolutionary new electronic memory that promised to "improve the quality of life for billions of people who are affected by computer data." As opposed to the common "write-and-read" or "read-only" memories (ROM), they had perfected Fully-Encoded 9046XN 25120 Write-Only Memory (aka WOM). Data could be written to the device, but never read back, thus ensuring Eternally Inaccessible Storage (EIS).
from http://hoaxes.org/aprilfool/P50
 
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fresh_42 said:
It's not that wrong. Except that I found '98 far worse than ME - more crashes.
davenn said:
ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro
(note: I'm a Windows guy, not a Mac guy, but I enjoy seeing the "Bluescreen of Death" in unexpected places :)
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from http://royal.pingdom.com/2008/10/09/blue-screen-of-death-in-unexpected-locations/
 
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fresh_42 said:
You're lucky! I had to deal with FFT!
Me too... as a matter of fact I'm a big fan of Fourier Transformation/FFT, very useful in many places, e.g. when programming/processing audio stuff. Here's a nice, free Android app (realtime audio spectrum analysis) I discovered some days ago: Spectroid.
 
davenn said:
ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro

Not all versions of Windows are created equal :rolleyes::wink:
Is it true that "good" (+) and "~bad" (-) Windows main versions almost alternate? (by coincidence, naturaly or on purpose?)

I switched from Mac to Windows almost after XP. Here we go: (you guys do the "before Wind. XP"...)
XP: +
Vista: -
7: +
8: - (although I liked it! ...)
8.1: +
9: Non-existent! , thus "-" [although that can get us into a "philosophical" debate here ...]
10: +

Anyone cares to complete the chart by doing the before? Does it work?
[Use common acceptence (stat./ly) - not personal views ...]
 
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fresh_42 said:
Who cares bad grades at school when you just found lots of barrels of fidget spinners?

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But how do they spin?