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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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  • Explore the concept of knot theory in mathematics
  • Learn about the Jones polynomial and its applications
  • Study Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics
  • Investigate the role of humor in scientific communication
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Mathematicians, physicists, educators, and anyone interested in the intersection of humor and science will benefit from this discussion.

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Physics news on Phys.org
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That study can't be right. If it would be right, it would be wrong.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.
Quick! Everyone look for a plank with knots in the form of a coyote!
 
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Given:
<Image Contrast> ∝ <mass-of-critter> × <V2>
∴ V = Impressive :wink: :wink:
 
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The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
 
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What's the mean of a distribution?
Just a moment!
 
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More fat makes you more attractive. That's how gravity works.
 
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Speaking of gravity ...

Ants are small but so dense they bend space-time.
This is known as anty-gravity.
 
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They're made of anty matter, too.
 
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You're a fish guy aren't you, @BillTre? For information, what is it actually and where does it live?
 
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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter
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Is your daughter OK?
 
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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter
Are your daughter's teeth set for ripping or cross-cut? Or maybe chain saw?

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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.
J.W. prides/d himself on catch and release; don't believe he was ever able to land one of these without it fatally damaging itself. The ordinary tigerfish, yes, but not the goliath.
 
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http://nautil.us/issue/88/love--sex/the-hard-problem-of-breakfast
 
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