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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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That study can't be right. If it would be right, it would be wrong.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.
Quick! Everyone look for a plank with knots in the form of a coyote!
 
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Given:
<Image Contrast> ∝ <mass-of-critter> × <V2>
∴ V = Impressive :wink: :wink:
 
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The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
 
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What's the mean of a distribution?
Just a moment!
 
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More fat makes you more attractive. That's how gravity works.
 
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Speaking of gravity ...

Ants are small but so dense they bend space-time.
This is known as anty-gravity.
 
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They're made of anty matter, too.
 
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You're a fish guy aren't you, @BillTre? For information, what is it actually and where does it live?
 
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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter
😲
Is your daughter OK?
 
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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter
Are your daughter's teeth set for ripping or cross-cut? Or maybe chain saw?

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BillTre said:
Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.
J.W. prides/d himself on catch and release; don't believe he was ever able to land one of these without it fatally damaging itself. The ordinary tigerfish, yes, but not the goliath.
 
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http://nautil.us/issue/88/love--sex/the-hard-problem-of-breakfast
 
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BillTre said:
Seems to be Schrödinger's window, too. Maybe it is Schrödinger's bathroom after all.
 
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Connect it to a power strip. Powering half of its outlets should be sufficient!
 
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If it takes 3 pins to run a 3 kW device, then it clearly only requires 2 pins to run a 2 kW device, and 1 pin to run a 1 kW device. I don't see the problem.

Fundamentally, it is conservation of energy that precludes plugging a three terminal device into a two terminal outlet.
 
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Baluncore said:
Fundamentally, it is conservation of energy that precludes plugging a three terminal device into a two terminal outlet.
Think outside the box!
 
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Randall Munroe is delighting physicists again:
https://xkcd.com/2351/
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Title text: Bugs are spin 1/2 particles, unless it's particularly windy.
 
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Ending stupidity would help with the COVID-19 pandemic, too.
 
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mfb said:
Ending stupidity would help with the COVID-19 pandemic, too.
That someone will prove ERH, NP≠P, and Collatz all in one year is more likely.
 
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