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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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ohwilleke said:
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Douglas Adams used effectively the same joke in 1978 at the beginning of one of the original radio episodes of The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. The episode begins with a plot recap:

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
 
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jack action said:
That reminds me of the "What is physics?" Big Bang Theory episode:


I thought of that too! LOL!
 
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Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee?

Because they're extinct.
 
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Grelbr42 said:
Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee?
If they were extant, you would still not hear them pee, because reptiles and birds do not pee. They have a cloaca, and so produce a paste, not a liquid, as is evidenced by coprolites.
 
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Time-traveling future will be a nightmare ...

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BillTre said:
I think Congress cut funding for SETI research many years ago, prompting speculation that we might try the more challenging task of searching for signs of intelligence in Congress...
 
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The no-hairdo theorem (a new evidence for gauge/gravity duality):
Under static electricity, a static hairdo is characterized by only two numbers, hair color and hair length, while all other information about the initial hairdo disappears after the hair settles down to the static state.
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For those confused between curl and div?
 
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gmax137 said:
For those confused between curl and div?
What about chirality?
 
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valenumr said:
What about chirality?
She is clearly right-handed.
 
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phinds said:
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It's the way you tell 'em...
 
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