Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

This really should be "downs and ups", right?

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Hornbein]

I could tell you some jokes about neutrinos but they'd go straight through your head.

 

[Orodruin]

I could tell you some jokes about neutrinos but they'd go straight through your head.

There was this one back when the OPERA results suggested FTL neutrinos:

The bartender says ”We don’t serve tachyons here”
A neutrino walks into a bar

 

[David Lewis]

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Edit: uploaded image doesn't look good. Try this link.

In the Canary Islands there is not one canary.
And in the Virgin Islands, same thing -- not one
canary there either.

 

[David Lewis]

"Looks like I'm in the placebo control group."

 

[jack action]

How many guacas are in a guacamole?

Spoiler: Answer

6.022 X 10²³

 

[jack action]

Another Venn diagram ...

 

[BillTre]

 

[Orodruin]

https://xkcd.com/2933/

 

[fresh_42]

https://xkcd.com/2933/
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... says someone about a theory that relies on simple algebras!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrClaude]

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If only he could have had his way, he would have died at 57

 

[Baluncore]

They were not always rivals, Celsius and Fahrenheit were close at -40.

 

[fresh_42]

If only he could have had his way, he would have died at 57

Subtle. I like that.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.

 

[Baluncore]

I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.

You are correct, it was Plato, signed and dated 345 BC.

 

[DennisN]

One of all-time favorite skit(s). It's simply perfection, IMO.

 

[DennisN]

Source: https://www.geeksoutfit.com/products/im-good-with-math-t-shirt

 

[berkeman]

 

[jbriggs444]

Wait, I thought he got Thagomized

 

[jack action]

 

[Orodruin]

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I see several bananas. Which one was added?

 

[BillTre]

Wait, I thought he got Thagomized

That was later, when he messed with the stegosaurs.

 

[fresh_42]

(Source: T-shirt shop: https://www.qwertee.com/shop/tees/schrodinger-s-cat-revenge)

 

[collinsmark]

I think the world could use a series of such books.

(Source [the original source is easier to read]: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5324)

 

[Orodruin]

I think the world could use a series of such books.

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(Source [the original source is easier to read]: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5324)

Now that’s the kind of book I’d love to write

 

[berkeman]

 

[collinsmark]

 

[Baluncore]

A young Russian politician, in training.

 

[Borg]

Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.

 

[fresh_42]

Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.

Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.

 

[Baluncore]

I wish we had a photo from a second later.

The negative was overexposed.

That looks like the Demon Core, a plutonium sphere inside an aluminium hemisphere.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core#Second_incident

 

[gmax137]

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And people said lawn darts were dangerous, SMH ...

 

[jack action]

Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.

I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."

 

[fresh_42]

I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."

How do they know? No winner has ever been found!

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.

 

[Orodruin]

Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.

So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!

 

[fresh_42]

So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!

Probably. My major concern, however, is that I have been instantly in the frame of the nerd and couldn't understand her anger.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Bandersnatch]

Fear the Borg. Their resistor is pointless.

 

[jack action]