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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

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DrClaude said:
If only he could have had his way, he would have died at 57 :smile:
Subtle. I like that.
 
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I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.
 
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Borg said:
I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.
You are correct, it was Plato, signed and dated 345 BC.
 
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Orodruin said:

One of all-time favorite skit(s). It's simply perfection, IMO. :biggrin:
 
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Wait, I thought he got Thagomized
 
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jbriggs444 said:
Wait, I thought he got Thagomized
That was later, when he messed with the stegosaurs.
 
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A young Russian politician, in training.
 
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Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.
 
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Borg said:
Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.
Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.
I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."
 
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jack action said:
I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."
How do they know? No winner has ever been found!
 
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BillTre said:


Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.
So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!
 
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Orodruin said:
So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!
Probably. My major concern, however, is that I have been instantly in the frame of the nerd and couldn't understand her anger.
 
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Fear the Borg. Their resistor is pointless.
 
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