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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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DrClaude said:
If only he could have had his way, he would have died at 57 :smile:
Subtle. I like that.
 
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I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.
 
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Borg said:
I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.
You are correct, it was Plato, signed and dated 345 BC.
 
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Orodruin said:

One of all-time favorite skit(s). It's simply perfection, IMO. :biggrin:
 
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Wait, I thought he got Thagomized
 
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jbriggs444 said:
Wait, I thought he got Thagomized
That was later, when he messed with the stegosaurs.
 
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A young Russian politician, in training.
 
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Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.
 
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Borg said:
Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.
Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.
I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."
 
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jack action said:
I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."
How do they know? No winner has ever been found!
 
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BillTre said:


Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.
So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!
 
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Orodruin said:
So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!
Probably. My major concern, however, is that I have been instantly in the frame of the nerd and couldn't understand her anger.
 
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Fear the Borg. Their resistor is pointless.
 
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