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Funny Anagrams

  1. Dec 12, 2007 #1
    I got a kick out of these and thought others here might enjoy some of them.

    Dormitory = Dirty Room
    Schoolmaster = The classroom
    The cockroach = Cook, catch her
    Desperation = A Rope Ends It
    The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
    Conversation = Voices Rant On
    Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
    A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
    Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod
    Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
    The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
    Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

    That's just warming up. Check out these.​

    From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
    To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
    In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

    Quote by Vonnegut:
    Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
    A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.

    Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.

    George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
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  3. Dec 12, 2007 #2

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    Don't Forget:

    Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
  4. Dec 12, 2007 #3
    Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion = Charles Darwin: God did OK in the US

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