Well, here's a revised edition of the proof. I'm new to LaTeX so it doesn't look very neat . . .
Statement: (\forall t)(t \in \mathbb {R})\left (\frac{t}{e^{8t}} \neq \frac{1}{4} \right )
Proof: Consider the function f defined such that f(t) = e^{8t} - 4t. From the definition of f, if for some t = t_{0} we have that f(t_{0}) = 0, then
\frac{t_{0}}{e^{8t_{0}}} = \frac{1}{4}
Now, consider the first derivative of f so that f '(t) = 8e^{8t} - 4. Since f ' is defined \forall t \in \mathbb {R}, the only critical points can occur when f '(t_{0}) = 0. Solving for the critical points, we find that e^{8t_{0}} = 1/2. Since e^{8t} > 0, we don't lose any solutions when taking the logarithm base e of the previous functions, therefore t_{0} = - ln(2)/8. Using a similar method, we can show that f '(t) < 0 if t < t_0 and similarly f '(t) > 0 if t > t_0. This proves that f(t_0) is an absolute minimum. However,
f(t_0) = e^{-ln(2)} + \frac{ln(2)}{2} = \frac{1}{2} + \frac{ln(2)}{2} = \frac{1}{2}(1 + ln(2)) > 0
which proves that there is no value of t such that f(t) = 0.
So, I don't think that there's any need to invoke the lambert W function or power series, just really simple calculus. :)