I agree. I don't sit to the right or left either, but that doesn't mean I don't care where I sit. I want to sit in the middle, and far enough up to be lined up with the center of the screen vertically too. I think the question might be rather outdated, from the days when the aisle ran down the center of the theater, and sitting in the middle still required choosing the right or left side. I never cared, I just looked for the seat that didn't have a tall guy with broad shoulders in front of it.
And, yeah, me too, I remember faces, but struggle to remember names. I see people I know I've met, heck some I know are students of mine, either past or present, but I cannot recall their names now or which year I taught them.
As for giving directions, I can either draw maps or give directions based on landmarks or road names. I can follow any type of directions too (as long as they're accurate...always love when they say, "Turn right on Jones St." and you get there and there is only a left turn option, or no posted road sign to find the street.

). I usually give whatever kind of directions someone prefers. If they know the area, I don't usually have to give turn-by-turn instructions, just things like, "When you get to the Dairy Mart, turn right and it's the first driveway..." Then you get people like my mom, who gets confused if I don't write down verbatim everything that will be on the sign on the interstate exit. I gave her the exit number, and two of the three things on the sign (the third one wasn't relevant, you never actually get onto the road it is advertising). But, she complained she nearly missed the turn because I didn't tell her that road would be on the sign too.

This is why I keep trying to offer that I just meet her at the nearest rest stop on the interstate and get her to follow me from there...sometimes no form of directions helps.

I had even given her a turn-by-turn map color-coded to match the written directions...I don't think there are many more ways than that to give directions other than, "Tell me the name of the place you're calling me from and I'll come get you."

(Yes, I roll my eyes at my mom quite often.)