I have a really bad girl problem. me.

[BobG]

First thing to do is to follow jimmysnyder's advice.

Second thing is to ask Cyrus for fashion advice. He'll hook you right up.

Third thing is to find someone to give this poor girl some fashion advice. Goth/punk?

Hey, you're from the older generation, quiet! lol I had a brief thing (as in a week, leading up to homecoming) with a girl nick named Stripes due to her black and white one inch stripes in her hair, she was fine.

The three worst fashion decisions:

3. Doramad toothpaste. Its radioactive radiation increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are loaded with new life energy, the bacteria are hindered in their destroying effect. This explains the excellent prophylaxis and healing process with gingival diseases. It gently polishes the dental enamel so it turns white and shiny. Prevents dental calculus. Wonderful lather and a new, pleasant, mild and refreshing taste. Can be applied sparingly.

2. http://www.oobject.com/radioactive-products/tho-radia-radium-beauty-cream/1253/ facial cream. Gives the face such a healthy glow. Drawback: Turning the lights off won't improve her appearance.

1. Goth/punk


Actually, all three of these pale in comparison to the scrotal radiendoctrinator and the radium suppositories, but those products were the early 20th century version of Viagra, not fashion products. http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/10-radioactive-products-that-people-actually-used/1388

Radium chocolate might help your chances. Women always love chocolate.

 

[turbo]

Problem? I always liked really bad girls. But then I was Catholic.

When I went to college (from a really small town), one of the first girls I fell in with was VP of an SDS chapter in Maine's largest city. She was averse to underwear- pretty much jeans and T-shirts.


I loved that era.

 

[Art]

When I went to college (from a really small town), one of the first girls I fell in with was VP of an SDS chapter in Maine's largest city. She was averse to underwear- pretty much jeans and T-shirts. I loved that era.

What's SDS? Googling turns up Student Disability Service or Students for a Democratic Society?? Not sure what either of them would have to do with her aversion to underwear though.

 

[turbo]

What's SDS? Googling turns up Student Disability Service or Students for a Democratic Society?? Not sure what either of them would have to do with her aversion to underwear though.

The latter. We would argue (or not) into the night about politics, war, etc, and generally find some common ground somewhere (but without underwear).

 

[Renge Ishyo]

Make sure you talk about physics all the time, girls love that!

Better yet, he can talk about physics with his friend. If his friend becomes interested he will become a nerd, and without even knowing it the friend will start excreting that natural "nerd repellent" that keeps girls away. After that, the girl will turn away from the friend and go for the original poster! Mwahaha

 

[Moonbear]

Hey, look on the bright side. If you're still in high school, if you actually asked her out, you probably would have broken up in a couple months anyway (if she didn't dump you after the first date). So, at least this way it was all done in your own control rather than her dumping you. Really, just move on. Girlfriends and boyfriends come and go in high school. Each time you screw it up with one, you learn something more about relationships for the next one until you finally meet the one where it counts.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Each time you screw it up with one, you learn something more about relationships for the next one until you finally meet the one where it counts.

No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.

 

[Moonbear]

No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.

Yeah, but you finally figured out where the trolley stop was and where to hop on. Much better than when you were getting passed by every 5 min without knowing how to even find the stop.

 

[Renge Ishyo]

No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.

The cost of the ticket for the trolley seems to increase substantially later on in life too. Its sort of like those variable mortgages that crashed the economy...get into one thinking its a good deal, and then a few years later the rates seem to go higher and higher until you can no longer afford one.

 

[WarPhalange]

Note to self: To get laid, learn what a trolley is.

 

[franznietzsche]

The cost of the ticket for the trolley seems to increase substantially later on in life too. Its sort of like those variable mortgages that crashed the economy...get into one thinking its a good deal, and then a few years later the rates seem to go higher and higher until you can no longer afford one.

This is why you never upgrade from girlfriend to wife (it's like upgrading to Vista, only worse). Also, trying to downgrade back to girlfriend will cost you quite a bit.

Reminds me of a joke I heard from Bill Handel once about how every morning he checks to see what it will cost him to trade Marorie in for a young blonde and every day he realizes he can't afford it.

 

[kingdomof]

This is why you never upgrade from girlfriend to wife (it's like upgrading to Vista, only worse). Also, trying to downgrade back to girlfriend will cost you quite a bit.

Only Franz Nietzsche would say that one!

 

[Moonbear]

Also, trying to downgrade back to girlfriend will cost you quite a bit.

Yeah, that one is notorious for deleting all your bank accounts.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Yeah, but you finally figured out where the trolley stop was and where to hop on. Much better than when you were getting passed by every 5 min without knowing how to even find the stop.

Yeah, I got a commuter pass. I asked the conductor how much a downgrade would cost. She said if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

 

[Renge Ishyo]

Note to self: To get laid, learn what a trolley is.

See, you can learn all sorts of useful things here on PF.

 

[mcknia07]

Well...if you are in a relationship now, you need to dump the other girl before you ask a new one out.

 

[edward]

Well...if you are in a relationship now, you need to dump the other girl before you ask a new one out.

I think the "official guys and rats rule book" states that you dump girl one only after girl two goes out on several dates with said guy. This gives guys and rats more options.

 

[mcknia07]

I think the "official guys and rats rule book" states that you dump girl one only after girl two goes out on several dates with said guy. This gives guys and rats more options.

Ahh, ok...this must be the reasoning behind every guys thinking...very rational...

 

[edward]

Ahh, ok...this must be the reasoning behind every guys thinking...very rational...

Fortunately not every guy plays by the "guys and rats rule book". I am sure that there are still a few keepers out there.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

The three worst fashion decisions:

...

1. Goth/punk

I dated a gorgeous goth girl. She was a professional, worked in an office, so she didn't dress in a way out there fashion or wear a lot of make up or anything like that. She would dress in 'gothier' clothes sometimes when she went out but generally just wore lots of black and darker colours... oh and boots.
I wasn't able to find any pics that look much like her but this might give you an idea...
http://www.georgeledger.co.uk/images/people/goth%20girl%20in%20grave%20yard.jpg

 

[mobiusdafrost]

talking about opposites attract, nerd with goth...

 

[moe darklight]

Please I need some advice too. I just don't know where else to turn... please help, and don't make stupid jokes please because this is serious

Ok, so I know this girl, she has a bright green mohawk that goes halfway up her pate, then her head is shaved from that point on to show off the tattoo of the chinese character for "life" she had done on her cranium just above her forehead; she has four eyelid-piercings, and dresses in golden leather parachute pants and poodle-skin tanktops... I totally got the hots for her.

anyway, I finally got the nerve to ask her out the other day when I came back from the D&D convention with my mom to change my shirt because I got a nosebleed and totally messed up my "Han Shot First" T-Shirt ... her dorm is on the other side of this park in front of my place. The park is 8KM across, and her dorm is 10KM down the road on the other side of the park. There is a "no biking" rule at this park, so I can't just ride my bike across. I can either walk with my bike all the way across and then ride my bike down the road, or just walk straight through the park to her dorm, or I could walk some distance across the park and then ride my bike.

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?

Plz help!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

talking about opposites attract, nerd with goth...

Most goths are nerds/geeks.

 

[Borek]

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?

Trolley perhaps.

 

[Borek]

Most goths are nerds/geeks.

Some are just plain idiots.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Some are just plain idiots.

True aswell. ;-)

 

[Cyrus]

trolley perhaps.

ahahahhah!

 

[franznietzsche]

...stuff...
Plz help!

This fills me with so many conflicting emotions I don't know what to say. Whether to laugh, cry, deride or derive; that is the question!

 

[moe darklight]

This fills me with so many conflicting emotions I don't know what to say. Whether to laugh, cry, deride or derive; that is the question!

are you saying my girl-problem was not actually physicsforums-appropriate for once?

Trolley perhaps.

if it all works out. until then, I'm stuck riding my own bike.

 

[franznietzsche]

are you saying my girl-problem was not actually physicsforums-appropriate for once?

Have you had other ones that were?