I have the power to make women speechless

In summary, the conversation revolves around the topic of making women speechless and the value of such a skill. The participants joke about the idea of paying for the secret and the exceptions to the rule. They also discuss the idea of talking and kissing at the same time and the ultimate woman who can talk to herself. The conversation ends with a joke about a hairy tongue and the difference between men and women in dealing with issues.
  • #1
wolram
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In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless,
how much are you guys willing to pay for the secret? :biggrin:
 
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  • #2
I got a buck fifty. Oh wait, you're in England I'll change that to a pound and two pence. Or whatever they have it there.
 
  • #3
Mk said:
I got a buck fifty. Oh wait, you're in England I'll change that to a pound and two pence. Or whatever they have it there.

75 pence approx MK, but i need more than that.
 
  • #4
I'll give you my unborn son. He's worth several worlds.
 
  • #5
hate to break it to your wolly, but rose is easy to make speechless. Besides, you said yourself you didn't mean to do it.
 
  • #6
Smurf said:
hate to break it to your wolly, but rose is easy to make speechless. Besides, you said yourself you didn't mean to do it.

SSShhhh, you have been dreaming again Smurf
:biggrin:
 
  • #7
Mr wolram said:
In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless,
how much are you guys willing to pay for the secret? :biggrin:
Evry woman, Sir?
 
  • #8
Lisa! said:
Evry woman, Sir?

A challenge? there is all ways one exception to the rule
:rofl: may be it is best to run when the big guns start firing
but then again David won :biggrin:
 
  • #9
Mr wolram said:
A challenge? there is all ways one exception to the rule
:rofl: may be it is best to run when the big guns start firing
but then again David won :biggrin:
But you've never got to an exception, have you?
 
  • #10
Lisa! said:
But you've never got to an exception, have you?

No doubt there is one some where, i can tell it is working with you though :wink:
 
  • #11
Mr wolram said:
No doubt there is one some where, i can tell it is working with you though :wink:

could you give me an example?

PS Well Sir, I get speechless whenever I don't want to speak someone and I don't want to speak some people when I think they tend to misunderstand me, they're not interesting, they're ...! :wink: I hope your case wouldn't be like that.
 
  • #12
Lisa! said:
could you give me an example?

PS Well Sir, I get speechless whenever I don't want to speak someone and I don't want to speak some people when I think they tend to misunderstand me, they're not interesting, they're ...! :wink: I hope your case wouldn't be like that.

A HA, you have given me the ammo, all i have to do is misunderstand you on
purpose. and i am not interesting at all.
We have a lightning storm here now with a brilliant double rain bow, cool.
 
  • #13
Well Sir, You can tell me that yu don't want to talk to me, And I'll get speechless towards you forever. o:)

But you know you're alittle strange. As far as I know most of men like making women talk to them but you...I don't know!
 
  • #14
Lisa! said:
Well Sir, You can tell me that yu don't want to talk to me, And I'll get speechless towards you forever. o:)

But you know you're alittle strange. As far as I know most of men like making women talk to them but you...I don't know!

I would not want to make anyone talk to me, and i only like talking with women
that i sense are true and not shallow, chat is different in some ways, meaningless noise easily forgotten :smile:
 
  • #15
wolram said:
In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless...
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
 
  • #16
russ_watters said:
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
Heh heh, I was just going to comment that it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.
 
  • #17
Moonbear said:
it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.
Its easy! I'm doing it right now!
 
  • #18
Mk said:
Its easy! I'm doing it right now!
TMI! :yuck:
 
  • #19
Moonbear said:
Heh heh, I was just going to comment that it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.

I know you love chocolate cake Moonbear :!) and its impolite to talk with
your mouth full, :grumpy: but Russ :confused:
 
  • #20
Sometimes I stop talking when I'm kissing a fella - but not always. Only if he's a mighty good kisser!
 
  • #21
wolram said:
I know you love chocolate cake Moonbear :!) and its impolite to talk with
your mouth full, :grumpy: but Russ :confused:
Are you implying something?

I prefer some good old hot coffee, better than chocolate cake.
 
  • #22
Math Is Hard said:
Sometimes I stop talking when I'm kissing a fella - but not always. Only if he's a mighty good kisser!
The ultimate woman :rofl: some times they talk to them selves, just to stay in practise :uhh:
 
  • #23
russ_watters said:
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
By closing the threads? :wink:
 
  • #24
Lisa! said:
By closing the threads? :wink:

:rofl: yes sweep it under the carpet :wink: a womanly labour saving trick :rofl:
 
  • #25
Be careful that may soon bite you in the arse wolram.
 
  • #26
Mk said:
Be careful that may soon bite you in the arse wolram.

Have you noticed how quite it is now ?
 
  • #27
I noticed, but I wasn't going to mention it. :tongue2:
 
  • #28
honestrosewater said:
I noticed, but I wasn't going to mention it. :tongue2:

I thought you had a hairy tongue, but it was lint on my monitor :rofl:
 
  • #29
wolram said:
I thought you had a hairy tongue, but it was lint on my monitor :rofl:
Now how in the world would someone get a hairy tongue? Hmm... nevermind. :devil: Anyway, I brushed my tongue this morning, thank you.
 
  • #30
Mr wolram said:
:rofl: yes sweep it under the carpet :wink: a womanly labour saving trick :rofl:
What do men do in the same situations?
 
  • #31
Lisa! said:
What do men do in the same situations?

:confused: Dowedoit at all
 
  • #32
Mr wolram said:
:confused: Dowedoit at all
What Sir? o:)
 
  • #33
Lisa! said:
What Sir? o:)

My plot is working your sentences are getting shorter :rofl: Dont say another word
 
  • #34
wolram said:
My plot is working your sentences are getting shorter :rofl: Dont say another word
...
 
  • #35
Lisa! said:
...

It works even on Lisa :rofl:
 

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