If you ever said any of these, think twice

[JamesU]

A few sentences from life


Nobody goes to that restaurant, because it is too crowded.

Don't go near the water, till you have learned how to swim.

The man who wrote such a stupid sentence, can not write at all.

If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.

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Whoever thought these up wasn't thinking.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Sign on the wall:

Don't read anything in this library.

 

[Galileo]

True story. A weather reporter on the air here (about a year ago):

"There is some heavy electronic interference in the air, so it may be that you're not receiving any signal on your t.v. right now. If that's the case, don't change the channel, because it will go away in a minute."

 

[JamesU]

lol