Gale Gets Glasses: Exciting News & Hot Librarian Look

[LeBrad]

Heh, i'll keep that in mind eh? my facial hair will probably never be as pretty as yours though. But then, you are such a handsome fellow, how could i compete?!?

You are in luck madam. I recently decided to lose the old face sweater due to popular request from the internet babes. I kept the shavings though, so if you like I could send them to you. I guess you could like glue it to your face or something. I think in some cultures that's as good as growing your own beard.

 

[Gale]

You are in luck madam. I recently decided to lose the old face sweater due to popular request from the internet babes. I kept the shavings though, so if you like I could send them to you. I guess you could like glue it to your face or something. I think in some cultures that's as good as growing your own beard.

internet babes eh?? i never told you to shave... you mean... there's someone else! or worse elses! Oh brad... i feel so put out. But then... i can have the shavings eh? hrmm. That sounds kinda hot... brad hairs... mmm... i could like, glue them close to my lips, so whenever i need some sexy, i can just lick a little bit of brad... I'm sure i'd look pretty hot too.

 

[dextercioby]

Yo,Gale,i'm leaving!This is turning gross

Daniel.

 

[LeBrad]

internet babes eh?? i never told you to shave... you mean... there's someone else! or worse elses! Oh brad... i feel so put out. But then... i can have the shavings eh? hrmm. That sounds kinda hot... brad hairs... mmm... i could like, glue them close to my lips, so whenever i need some sexy, i can just lick a little bit of brad... I'm sure i'd look pretty hot too.

Funny you should mention that because it reminds me of an intersting story. Actually it's not so much interesting as it is long. Anyway, it all started when I wanted to go to this costume party, but I didn't have a costume. Luckily, the maintenance man in my apartment complex had a spare shower, so I went as that somehow. But then I kept pissing off the toughest kid in school and tried to steal his exgirlfriend. This kid also happened to be the local All-Valley under 18 karate champion. I got my butt kicked a ton of times; once on the beach, once on my bike, once by a rogue gang of skeletons, and once on the soccer field. Anyway, eventually I learned how to truly love and became king of the Morlocks.

The point of the story is, that if you need more hair, I could shave some chest hair for you too.

 

[Gale]

...
The point of the story is, that if you need more hair, I could shave some chest hair for you too.

...you said i could shave your chest hair...



Speaking of glasses... now when I'm not wearing mine, my eyes tend to hurt... is that normal?

 

[LeBrad]

Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

Why yes, yes I do.

 

[Gale]

Wow, i think you just read my mind! you answered my question before i could even ask it!

by the way,
Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

 

[LeBrad]

Wow, i think you just read my mind! you answered my question before i could even ask it!

by the way,
Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

Ok, but now it's my turn to ask a question. Do you know a catcher that played at least 15 years in the AL, and spent his entire career with the same team? That's the only spot I'm missing between my two All-Franchise teams.

 

[Gale]

Ok, but now it's my turn to ask a question. Do you know a catcher that played at least 15 years in the AL, and spent his entire career with the same team? That's the only spot I'm missing between my two All-Franchise teams.

No
but i once met a guy who said he knew how to lick his own ear.

 

[Math Is Hard]

No
but i once met a guy who said he knew how to lick his own ear.

heh. seems like every guy I meet makes that claim!
but ooh, that reminds me -this weekend I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

 

[Gale]

heh. seems like every guy I meet makes that claim!
but ooh, that reminds me -this weekend I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

hmmph, I've never been able to do that, and man have i tried! I've always wanted to take a starburst wrapper off inside my mouth too... that'd also be cool...

 

[Math Is Hard]

hmmph, I've never been able to do that, and man have i tried! I've always wanted to take a starburst wrapper off inside my mouth too... that'd also be cool...

patience, grasshopper.

hmm.. starburst wrapper - a new challenge! Gotta go - need to make a run to the store!

 

[Danger]

I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

This wouldn't be an assignment for that French class, would it?

 

[Math Is Hard]

This wouldn't be an assignment for that French class, would it?

actually, it was a pre-requisite. oh la la.
You wouldn't believe what our language labs are like! Lots of demonstrations!

 

[Danger]

actually, it was a pre-requisite. oh la la.
You wouldn't believe what our language labs are like! Lots of demonstrations!

There is something to be said for an advanced education after all.