Is It Blasphemous for a God to Have Low Self-Esteem or Be Atheist?

[Smurf]

If you were god...

...and had low self-esteem, would that be blasphemy?

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Perhaps God attained his rather inflated ego via a process of natural selection, since all the self-hating Gods before him were required to smite themselves into oblivion. And God #1536 said "Let there be light", and there was light, but he wasn't happy with it and thought it could be much more energy-efficient, thus proving his own fallibity and disappearing inside a paradox?

 

[russ_watters]

What's this "if" thing?

edit: oh, sorry, misread. I thought you meant a god.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I don't know about self esteem, but I would make a taco so hot that even I couldn't eat it.

 

[Rabid]

I would just compensate for my low self-esteem by creating billions of creatures that are vastly inferior to me.
Is that blasphemy?

 

[mattmns]

Why would god care? If I were god and had a low self esteem I would make my penis larger, and then create numerous good looking women.

I just found another problem:

Could god create a woman so beautiful that she would be too stuck up to sleep with god?

 

[Lisa!]

You can't call yourself "God" when you have low self-esteem.

 

[arildno]

Why would god care? If I were god and had a low self esteem I would make my penis larger, and then create numerous good looking women.

I just found another problem:

Could god create a woman so beautiful that she would be too stuck up to sleep with god?

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[Mk]

...and had low self-esteem, would that be blasphemy?

If you were god...

...and were atheist.

If you were god...