Is There an Internet Love Matching Machine?

[kleinwolf]

Does anybody know if internet already does one or the following :
1) give the data of your wanted love and it automatically gives you the matching level (from names, salaries, bank account, physical datas, cultural preferences or even DNA)...
2) and composes the appropriate gift idea : poem, meal, car...aso...??
(For the fun, I suppose the best matching for me should be a donkey...)

 

[wolram]

Does anybody know if internet already does one or the following :
1) give the data of your wanted love and it automatically gives you the matching level (from names, salaries, bank account, physical datas, cultural preferences or even DNA)...
2) and composes the appropriate gift idea : poem, meal, car...aso...??
(For the fun, I suppose the best matching for me should be a donkey...)

I know a girl at the local fish and chip shop who is looking for a boy friend.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

What if kleinwolf is a lady? And he or she has stated her preference for donkeys, so that's no help either way.

 

[kleinwolf]

Interesting, can I have her coordinates and short description before maybe..? The problem here i suppose is the distance, and I'm a bit in financial hole (not the right one hence)

 

[kleinwolf]

What if kleinwolf is a lady? And he or she has stated her preference for donkeys, so that's no help either way.

Yes, sometimes we put a big importance on the organ size, which is a mistake taken into account the smell...

On the other hand, sometimes we could name somebody a donkey...which is still a compliment in certain cases...(no more information will be given here)

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Yes, sometimes we put a big importance on the organ size, which is a mistake taken into account the smell...

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On the other hand, sometimes we could name somebody a donkey...which is still a compliment in certain cases...(no more information will be given here)

We could, were we so inclined.

 

[kleinwolf]

Well, I have no time to spend to find average donkey penis size, but i estimate it at 6x40cm...? What is your bet ?

Now choose your camp : either you like big (p...) but in this case it means big dumb too...but some people say donkeys were not so dumb...??