try this iq test:
1) how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? assume angels have feet of area 1/100000 sq in, and a pin had area .1 inch. also assume angels like a small amount of elbow room.
A: Depends are they black angels cause those cats need more than elbow room to do their thang, where as white angels just sort of stumble around looking embarrassed so elbow room is fine. Too stereotypical


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2) are women smarter tham men?
I don't understand the question? What does tham mean, in context if you mean than "than", there is no scientific evidence to prove they are, such as it is, I mean intelligence is a pretty hazy field. However there are areas of intelligence men excel at and areas of intelligence women excel at so it's not an easy question to answer except in general terms...
3) if you smoke pot, and drink and drive, and do no exercise, and watch tv all evening, what grade will you get in abstract algebra in grade 14?
Impossible to say. Are you someone famous who did just that and then went on to win the fields medal?
4) what percentage of american republican voters still think saddam hussein had wmd's?
Too many.
5) how much does it help to be wealthy if the air is polluted in the entire country?
Not at all exactly, however if you are rich you will no doubt spend less hours in areas that are highly polluted. You don't suggest their is no gradient of pollution.
6) what is .9999... = ?
.9999... Unless you mean .999... Which equals one, although you may be using unconventional maths terminology, in which case it equals 1
7) can you whistle dixie and walk at the same time?
Yep I can. But if you mean you in the sense of everyone then maybe not some people can't whistle, and it may be against the law in some states, who knows?
8) is a french wine worth $900 a bottle if robert parker gives it a score of 98?
No wine is worth that much, unless it's to be collected and never appreciated which is criminal.
9) can you remember your class schedule for fall 2007?
What? I don't have one, fall 2007 is my time off.
10) do you floss regularly?
no.
11) is every (p,p) cohomology class on a complex algebraic manifold algebraic?
How on Earth would I know? I'm going to guess no
12) did j.b. ramsey commit suicide?
Without googling I have no idea who he is. So I'm going to say the case is still open.
13) which of the following do not belong with the others? a bottle of beefeaters gin; an 18 ounce pool cue signed by minnesota fats; a first edition of "michael strogoff" illustrated by jules verne; a rejection letter from the newschool for social research in florida; a scratched dvd of a jackie chan movie; a 12 ounce bag of cafarrel gianduia?
Isn't Minnesota Fats a fictional character from the Hustler?(fantastic movie btw) Must be him then as I presume the others actually exist.
14) what do women want?
It varies from any given moment and any given day.
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Disclaimer: the above may be changed at any time without notice.If I score badly the test is not a very good test and is culturally biased, and had loads of grammatical errors. If I score ok then it's a great test well done there Mathwonk
