Make-up Session: A Fish-Slapping Tradition for All Members?

[lisab]

I haven't been here too long...but every time we have a fish-slapping there are members who say they've never been slapped. Some have been here for a long time. I sense some feel left out...so sad! I enjoyed my herring slaps so much I think everyone should experience it!

Shouldn't there be a make-up session?

 

[DaveC426913]

I haven't been here too long...but every time we have a fish-slapping there are members who say they've never been slapped. Some have been here for a long time. I sense some feel left out...so sad! I enjoyed my herring slaps so much I think everyone should experience it!

Shouldn't there be a make-up session?

We'll need a way of lining them up and automating the fish-slapping. I'm picturing a gear-driven merry-go-round-type device with halibut tied to each handhold.
*paf*paf*paf*paf*paf*paf*

 

[Danger]

I also escaped, but that's because Brewnog smuggled me in the back door. If I must do the make-up session, I opt for the Bow River trout.

 

[Danger]

*paf*paf*paf*paf*paf*paf*

Are you dislexic? That should be *fap*fap...

 

[Math Is Hard]

Are you dislexic? That should be *fap*fap...

He's holding the fish backwards. Do I need to do a training session? Geez!

But, excellent idea about the merry-go-gound! (or halibut-go-round.. or what have you...)

 

[Evo]

We have retroactively fish-slapped members. This seems to be less likely to cause a spontaneous disappearance. We once had someone that said he'd heard of the fish slapping and just joined for that reason!

Glad you enjoyed the fish-slapping lisab, I could tell from the beginning you were one of us!

 

[Evo]

He's holding the fish backwards.

I just spat all over my keyboard!

 

[Kurdt]

I thought this was going to be a thing for the PF sisters. Or then something that newly slapped members would require.

 

[Danger]

I just spat all over my keyboard!

Well, he has a way to go to get that ribbon, then. If it doesn't come out of your nose, it doesn't count.

 

[Evo]

Well, he has a way to go to get that ribbon, then. If it doesn't come out of your nose, it doesn't count.

The worst thing I've had come out of my nose was cheese. Do not sneeze while you are swallowing a cheese sandwich.

 

[Danger]

No worries on that count; I don't eat cheeze sandwiches.
My best (and this used to be a sport in my old SF club) was catching a guy just right so that he passed a noodle out his nose whilst supping upon his chicken noodle soup.
I also once got an unexpected response from a waitress for a comment that had absolutely nothing to do with either chickens or noodles.