that you pick fights with assorted lizards?
LOL!!!that you pick fights with assorted lizards?
SquareItSalamander said:Don't worry you guys, I'm not crazy! I'm just really imaginative.
I mean, if you did that would anger me and i would be forced to smite you like i did the Sock!!
rathma said:Jimmy p, you disgust me. (notice the inadvertent rhyme ) Salamanders are amphibians, not lizards.
Honestly, people these days.
tribdog said:being imaginative does not necessarily mean you aren't crazy. I know a few crazy imaginative people.
tribdog said:lol, no I'm not saying you are crazy. you said something like "I'm not crazy, I'm imaginative" I was simply pointing out that those two things don't relate. It's like I told the police officer, "No sir, I wasn't speeding. I have no sense of smell."
I'm a creature of science also, I study the science of comedy. I fail, but I still study. What do you think is funnier that I accidently brushed my teeth with Vagisil or that my girlfriend's shorts are minty fresh?
You people are getting sadder and sadder...tribdog said:My dad's a dryer and my mom's a diswasher. Know what that makes me? The worlds only welfare baby born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
SquareItSalamander said:"What do you get when you cross a horse and boar with a hood?" punch line: "A neigh-boar-hood!"
I would say that would most definately qualify you a twisted contributor. In fact, I think it's fair to say that might even make you the MOST twisted contributor!tribdog said:I don't know if I qualify as a twisted contributor, however I do clean my ears with a corkscrew.
NO! Use your Water Pik!!!jimmy p said:i would have to agree with you Tsunami (i support my aunt!!) jeez, who cleans their ears with a corkscrew...use a plunger...