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If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?Wrichik Basu said:
Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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This forum discussion centers around programming jokes, highlighting various humorous anecdotes related to coding, syntax, and developer experiences. Participants share classic jokes, such as the confusion between Halloween and Christmas due to programming logic, and the challenges of using CSS properties like font-size. The conversation also touches on the importance of syntax in programming languages, with references to C and Java, and the humorous implications of coding errors and misunderstandings.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of CSS properties and units (e.g., px, em)
- Basic knowledge of programming languages such as C and Java
- Familiarity with common programming concepts like syntax and debugging
- Awareness of programming humor and its cultural significance in developer communities
- Explore advanced CSS techniques for responsive design
- Learn about debugging tools in JavaScript
- Research the history and evolution of programming languages like C and Java
- Investigate the role of humor in software development and team dynamics
Software developers, programmers, and anyone interested in the lighter side of coding and programming culture.
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Yup.Ibix said:
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There you go…
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So that's why so much code is somnambulant!Borg said:I get my ideas while sleeping.
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Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.Wrichik Basu said:
I'd never work for a company that tried to make me take a C++ proficiency test...
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Cary Grant told a story of turning up for an internal flight when he was the Hollywood leading man and being greeted with a cheery "Good morning Mr Grant! I'll need to see some ID please." Sometimes procedure replaces common sense...strangerep said:
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I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
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I must say I've never read it. Does Marlowe have to remember to breathe a lot or something?jbriggs444 said:
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