Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.

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  • #355
jack action said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.
 
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  • #356
Ibix said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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  • #359
If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
 
  • #360
Ibix said:
If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
This brings back memories:
Elephant disks promised pachyderm memory endurance & injected a bit of  humor into floppies | 8-Bit Central
 
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  • #369
Wrichik Basu said:
Another one…

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My wife (who is an educator, not a programmer) started going down the rabbit hole of something called H5P (HTML5 with some JS), I went and dug this up:

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  • #375
People are afraid that AI will take their jobs, while their jobs could be taken by a bash script or an awk one-liner.
 
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  • #377
Having been consultant/ trouble-shooter at many places, those definitions hit the nail on the head!

The more of them that applied at any particular company, the sooner they went out of business (a few threw out upper management and lasted a little longer).
 
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  • #383
BillTre said:
There is a darn lot of thoughtfulness and truth in that comic strip.
 
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Reporter: "Sir, how do you respond to allegations that you refuse to document your code?"
Developer: "No comment."
 
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  • #390
Is this borderline genius? Worst case scenario, you double the time for a brute force attack. I could even imagine fine-tuning it with the perfect percentage of 'failed' first attempts to balance best UX and account protection.

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  • #391
In the webcomic Schlock Mercenary a human tries to explain "rubberhose cryptanalysis" to an alien. The alien is disgusted pointing out that any member of his race needs a good long brutal ironpipe beating to give anything up. In his words:

"Your race is weak!"

:)
 
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  • #398
BillTre said:
So, its not a bug?
NO dammit! It's a FEATURE. Just like Tesla cars catching on fire.
 
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  • #399
Wrichik Basu said:
We have threads on lame jokes and science jokes. But then, we also have a thread on bad math jokes. So, why not create one specifically for programming jokes?

Let me start:


Court Code:
Case "defendant", "guilty" To "innocent", Dismiss Case
 

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