Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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This forum discussion centers around programming jokes, highlighting various humorous anecdotes related to coding, syntax, and developer experiences. Participants share classic jokes, such as the confusion between Halloween and Christmas due to programming logic, and the challenges of using CSS properties like font-size. The conversation also touches on the importance of syntax in programming languages, with references to C and Java, and the humorous implications of coding errors and misunderstandings.

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  • Understanding of CSS properties and units (e.g., px, em)
  • Basic knowledge of programming languages such as C and Java
  • Familiarity with common programming concepts like syntax and debugging
  • Awareness of programming humor and its cultural significance in developer communities
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  • #211
Wrichik Basu said:
If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?
 
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  • #212
Ibix said:
If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?
Yup.
 
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There you go…

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  • #215
Borg said:
I get my ideas while sleeping. :cool:
So that's why so much code is somnambulant!
 
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  • #229
Wrichik Basu said:
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Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.

I'd never work for a company that tried to make me take a C++ proficiency test... :oldtongue:
 
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  • #230
strangerep said:
Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.
Cary Grant told a story of turning up for an internal flight when he was the Hollywood leading man and being greeted with a cheery "Good morning Mr Grant! I'll need to see some ID please." Sometimes procedure replaces common sense...
 
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I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
 
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Ibix said:
I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
shopping
 
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jbriggs444 said:
shopping
I must say I've never read it. Does Marlowe have to remember to breathe a lot or something?
 
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