Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

I can relate to this so much…

 

[Borg]

What did the programmer say when a journalist asked him what makes code bad?

Spoiler

No comment.

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

Unix is user friendly.

It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.

 

[berkeman]

Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?

If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.

Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...

Hey, sometimes I still have to program in binary, octal, decimal, and hex, all in the same program! Some old Allen Bradley stuff used all 4 bases at once - octal addressing, binary commands like shift right, decimal for some real and integer operations, and hex for higher-level commands. Eeeeesh!

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[Borg]

The army of map projections laugh at timezones.

 

[DaveC426913]

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ohgodsothis

 

[jack action]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Borg]

I get my ideas while sleeping.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Baluncore]

I can.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.

 

[jack action]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...

 

[DrClaude]

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Good example of https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Sunk-Cost-Fallacy

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Borg]

For me, it was "would you like to learn PHP?". I avoided that one.