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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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I can relate to this so much…
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What did the programmer say when a journalist asked him what makes code bad?
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Unix is user friendly.
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
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Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?
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If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ivan Seeking said:
Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
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berkeman said:Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
Hey, sometimes I still have to program in binary, octal, decimal, and hex, all in the same program!
Some old Allen Bradley stuff used all 4 bases at once - octal addressing, binary commands like shift right, decimal for some real and integer operations, and hex for higher-level commands. Eeeeesh!- #190
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The army of map projections laugh at timezones.
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ohgodsothisjack action said:
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I get my ideas while sleeping. 
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I can.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
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When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...
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Good example of https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Sunk-Cost-FallacyWrichik Basu said:
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For me, it was "would you like to learn PHP?". I avoided that one.
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