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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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This forum discussion centers around programming jokes, highlighting various humorous anecdotes related to coding, syntax, and developer experiences. Participants share classic jokes, such as the confusion between Halloween and Christmas due to programming logic, and the challenges of using CSS properties like font-size. The conversation also touches on the importance of syntax in programming languages, with references to C and Java, and the humorous implications of coding errors and misunderstandings.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of CSS properties and units (e.g., px, em)
- Basic knowledge of programming languages such as C and Java
- Familiarity with common programming concepts like syntax and debugging
- Awareness of programming humor and its cultural significance in developer communities
- Explore advanced CSS techniques for responsive design
- Learn about debugging tools in JavaScript
- Research the history and evolution of programming languages like C and Java
- Investigate the role of humor in software development and team dynamics
Software developers, programmers, and anyone interested in the lighter side of coding and programming culture.
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I can relate to this so much…
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What did the programmer say when a journalist asked him what makes code bad?
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Unix is user friendly.
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
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Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?
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If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ivan Seeking said:
Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
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berkeman said:Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
Hey, sometimes I still have to program in binary, octal, decimal, and hex, all in the same program!
Some old Allen Bradley stuff used all 4 bases at once - octal addressing, binary commands like shift right, decimal for some real and integer operations, and hex for higher-level commands. Eeeeesh!- #190
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The army of map projections laugh at timezones.
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ohgodsothisjack action said:
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I get my ideas while sleeping. 
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I can.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
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When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...
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Good example of https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Sunk-Cost-FallacyWrichik Basu said:
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For me, it was "would you like to learn PHP?". I avoided that one.
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