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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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Divide and ignore algorithm.
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Once upon a time when you could still run "CMD" on a Windoze box its was no end of fun starting CMD in fullscreen, enter "debug", issuing 'u' or 'd' a cpl of times then pressing Ctrl+Alt+Left Arrow (so the screen got turned on it's side and then ask some new "sysadmin" for help and watch them panic.
EDIT: Looking back at it I must've been really really bored.
EDIT: Looking back at it I must've been really really bored.
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Twitter has become truly amazing.
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Maybe it was payback. In a previous job, we had corporate sysadmins who would shut down ports being used on production servers even though there was documentation (that they required), stating that those ports should not be shut down. It happened several times a year for a while - leaving us to scramble trying to figure out who to contact to undo it. Invariably, we would get back a boilerplate response stating that we needed to fill out the paperwork before they could open them.
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Heard of similar used to bypass bureaucracy around new keycards for a server room door. The room had a push switch inside to release the door, so next to the switch they placed a computer to which they could grant accessand set it up so that on login it ran a script that opened the CD tray then logged you out. Poking stick attached to the tray released the door.
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That's OK. Nobody will be able to log in to find out what you did.Wrichik Basu said:
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Not having a life should include all the base distros like debian, fedora and arch. If you have a life, use some of the prebaked distros like popos or ubuntu and god knows what else.
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