Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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We once got to the airport and found our airline's staff logging check-ins by hand. Don't know if true or not, but the story we heard was that there had been a fire in their data center, and the backup data center was in the same building.Wrichik Basu said:
At least the safety record suggests that their pilots are a bit better at their jobs...
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Maybe they even had the backups on the same drives. 
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Good news is, they kept paper copies of all the data. Bad news is, that's where the fire started.
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This has been me more times than I'll admit.
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I think that there's more than one programmer who's wanted to do this.
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That'd be an interesting interview.Borg said:
"So, what attracts you to work at our company?"
"Ticket AB1234 in your issue tracker."
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Hey, I resemble that remark!Wrichik Basu said:
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Just one more try...
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I had one of those today.Wrichik Basu said:
"Thanks for your code to help me with my task, but when I do <this> it breaks."
"I must admit it never occurred to me that anyone would try anything as bizarre as that..."
(I was a bit more diplomatic - the kid's bright enough, but not very experienced.)
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