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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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I can relate to this so much…
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Unix is user friendly.
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
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Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?
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If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.
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berkeman said:Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
Hey, sometimes I still have to program in binary, octal, decimal, and hex, all in the same program!
Some old Allen Bradley stuff used all 4 bases at once - octal addressing, binary commands like shift right, decimal for some real and integer operations, and hex for higher-level commands. Eeeeesh!- 2,188
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The army of map projections laugh at timezones.
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When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...
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Good example of https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Sunk-Cost-FallacyWrichik Basu said:
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