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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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Start date Nov 4, 2022
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That's OK. Nobody will be able to log in to find out what you did.

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Not having a life should include all the base distros like debian, fedora and arch. If you have a life, use some of the prebaked distros like popos or ubuntu and god knows what else.

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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.

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My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?

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Ibix said:

If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?

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Elephant disks promised pachyderm memory endurance & injected a bit of humor into floppies | 8-Bit Central

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