Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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This forum discussion centers around programming jokes, highlighting various humorous anecdotes related to coding, syntax, and developer experiences. Participants share classic jokes, such as the confusion between Halloween and Christmas due to programming logic, and the challenges of using CSS properties like font-size. The conversation also touches on the importance of syntax in programming languages, with references to C and Java, and the humorous implications of coding errors and misunderstandings.

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  • Understanding of CSS properties and units (e.g., px, em)
  • Basic knowledge of programming languages such as C and Java
  • Familiarity with common programming concepts like syntax and debugging
  • Awareness of programming humor and its cultural significance in developer communities
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  • Explore advanced CSS techniques for responsive design
  • Learn about debugging tools in JavaScript
  • Research the history and evolution of programming languages like C and Java
  • Investigate the role of humor in software development and team dynamics
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Software developers, programmers, and anyone interested in the lighter side of coding and programming culture.

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That's OK. Nobody will be able to log in to find out what you did. :wink:
 
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Not having a life should include all the base distros like debian, fedora and arch. If you have a life, use some of the prebaked distros like popos or ubuntu and god knows what else.
 
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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.

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jack action said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.
 
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My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
 
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Ibix said:
If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
This brings back memories:
Elephant disks promised pachyderm memory endurance & injected a bit of humor into floppies | 8-Bit Central
 
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