OmCheeto
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I've decided that 5 year olds, are universally evil.*
I had 3 of them on my front porch the other day, trying to abscond with one of my new goldfish.
I took this image, from INSIDE my house.
When I opened the door, they scattered, like rats!
But then, they stopped, and looked over their shoulders at me.
I asked, in a mean old man grumpy voice; "What do you want!"
They said; "A goldfish".
So I went outside, and caught one for them.
And they took it home.
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*When I was 5, I taught my little brother how to steal candy, from the convenience store.
The convenience store owner, being wise to my nefarious deeds, notified my dad one day as we walked in, and dad snuck up behind us, and asked if I had money to pay for the candy. Oooops!
I had 3 of them on my front porch the other day, trying to abscond with one of my new goldfish.
I took this image, from INSIDE my house.
When I opened the door, they scattered, like rats!
But then, they stopped, and looked over their shoulders at me.
I asked, in a mean old man grumpy voice; "What do you want!"
They said; "A goldfish".
So I went outside, and caught one for them.
And they took it home.
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*When I was 5, I taught my little brother how to steal candy, from the convenience store.

The convenience store owner, being wise to my nefarious deeds, notified my dad one day as we walked in, and dad snuck up behind us, and asked if I had money to pay for the candy. Oooops!