Riddle: What is Between 2 Ears and Requires Intelligence?

[timejim]

What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?

 

[recon]

Is this a trick question?

I never was good at this sort of things. Here's what I think the answer is:

' What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence? '

The question doesn't really have mass or space if it is in cyberspace, does it? But it DOES require intelligence, which I quite obviously don't have.

 

[jimmy p]

The space in my head where my brain should be. it is empty it has no mass and it REQUIRES intelligence (i even has a vacancy sign on my head for intelligence) because I am sucking at my exams.

right answer?

[?]

 

[Monique]

The space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information

 

[Evo]

thought, reasoning, understanding, etc... these have no mass and would be performed between 2 ears, but without the "mass" that makes them possible, they can't happen, so I don't know.

 

[jimmy p]

OOH OOH I KNOW! invisible massless aliens which are hologramatic so take up no space...wait for it, IN A CORNFIELD...they have ears of corn either side of them! oh yes, what a PRO!

 

[hedons]

consciousness?

 

[Integral]

Let me think about this!

Evo beat me to it, sounds like a thought.

 

[member 5645]

thoughts, ideas,etc.

 

[jimmy p]

so not invisible massless hologramatic corn-loving aliens then? [b(]

 

[Monique]

I guess the space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information neither

 

[photon]

The mind?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by timejim
What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?

A conversation.

 

[Evo]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A conversation.

Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears.

 

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Evo
Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears.

I bet "they" told you to say that!

 

[timejim]

Originally posted by phatmonky
thoughts, ideas,etc.

Yes!

 

[Evo]

Originally posted by timejim
Yes!

HEY! I posted that first! (shoves phatmonkey out of the way)

Originally posted by Evo thought, reasoning, understanding, etc...

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by timejim
Yes!

Heh*Heh*Heh! Care to prove that?

 

[Zantra]

Evo got it.

Hey whatever happened to those weekly quizzes ?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Zantra
Evo got it.

Not disputing that...questioning the 'proof' of her answer, as in Prove you have had a thought! (you, now --> )

)me, Now, ( GETCHA?

 

[Tsu]

So, you're saying Van Gogh had no thoughts or intelligence since he only had one ear? Now wait just a gall dang minute here...

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Heh*Heh*Heh! Care to prove that?

I'M her proof! Care to DISPROVE THAT, you planetary/universal slumlord, you!?
(you, now --> )
(Evo and me now ---> )

Yeah, and Neptune belongs to Phobos, you smarmy sonnofagun! We've reposessed it TO PAY YOUR BACKTAXES! HA! Take THAT!

 

[timejim]

Originally posted by Evo
HEY! I posted that first! (shoves phatmonkey out of the way)

Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?

 

[member 5645]

Originally posted by timejim
Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?

who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.


What?

he's on second

who?

No, he's on first!

 

[jimmy p]

so where do i stand? as long as it isn't in the cornfield with the invisible massless hologramatic aliens I am ok.

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
... I am ok.

THAT'S debatable!

 

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Tsunami
THAT'S debatable!

well THAT is just mean! [b(]

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Please everyone if you will just start wrting out your declaration of faith loyalty and willingness to remain subserviant and suplicational to me for the rest of my, and 'myn Herrs', lives, THEN we can return to this silly debate you have about my ownership of everything, and how you think you will still have the rigths to breath my air...

(how is it Y'alls types that...)

MaWHOooooHahahahahaHaHaHaha[/size]...insert evil laughing smilie...well somewheres...

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
well THAT is just mean! [b(]

Oh, Chopnik! I'm sorry! I was just teasing you! It's what I say about myself when people say to me 'Hey, Tsunami. I don't care what your mom says about you - you're OK'.
OK? Are you OK now? Evo! Give your sweet sonny boy a BIG hug and a piece of Belgian chocolate for me! I went and hurt his feelings! I'm going to go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...

 

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Tsunami
I'm going to go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...

Hehe that made me laugh, you don't have to collect whippings or wear a hair shirt! you made me happy with that post so all is forgiven! *BIG HUG*

me =

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Hehe that made me laugh, you don't have to collect whippings or wear a hair shirt! you made me happy with that post so all is forgiven! *BIG HUG*

me =

Thank you, sweet Chopnik! (*removes nasty offending shirt*) AHHH...MUCH better. (What a sick, barbaric practice THAT used to be! Who the h*ll ever thought of THAT one??!)

 

[jimmy p]

someone who was an evil and sadistic task-master who had way too much time on his hands as to develop cruel instruments and methods of torture. Maybe it was an ancestor of Mr. Robin Parsons, the cruel and oppressive Overlord of the Solar System, scourge of the stars, master of the meteors, commander of crappy cliches!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
someone who was an evil and sadistic task-master who had way too much time on his hands as to develop cruel instruments and methods of torture. Maybe it was an ancestor of Mr. Robin Parsons, the cruel and oppressive Overlord of the Solar System, scourge of the stars, master of the meteors, commander of crappy cliches!

Humm the word "Proprietor" is sufficient to cover it all, n'est pas?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Humm the word "Proprietor" is sufficient to cover it all, n'est pas?

Nope. SLUMLORD!

 

[jimmy p]

i thought that you could have done with all the introduction...jeez some Overlords are never happy...

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami Nope. SLUMLORD!

That is simply a reflection of my tenants, not myself, they are the ones who turn it into a slum, NOT the owners, they just don't bother repairing them...but that too will change, Oh ya, Landlord implies householder, you seem to have missed that I am the proprietor of ALL MATERIAL MATTER, liquids, Solids and Gases!

 

[jimmy p]

So you don't control plasma? *YOINK*

ALL HAIL JIMMY P, THE LORD OF PLASMA!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
ALL HAIL JIMMY P, THE LORD OF PLASMA!

(knowledge is power) Ahem bud your Hee hee Plasma uses my matter to get generated ergo licensing rights You Owe Me even BIGGER! NOW!
<--- You Me ---> the rest of the board ?? -->

 

[jimmy p]

I still have my title..[b(] Anyway, one day us opressed masses will overthrow you villain.

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
I still have my title..[b(] Anyway, one day us opressed masses will overthrow you villain.

Oppressed Masses, HAH! now you've done it! for certain! it's a comin now! you'll see!

( )

 

[jimmy p]

You don't scare me... my mum can be a lot worse than you could ever imagine!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
You don't scare me... my mum can be a lot worse than you could ever imagine!

Your MOM?? isn't she material, I own ALL MATERIAL, so I own your MOM! (Heh! heh! heh!)

 

[jimmy p]

she's a dab hand with a rolling pin, don't want to get on the wrong side of her. Anyway you wouldn't want to hurt me cos you want to find out what 'it' is my adopted mom does in French maids uniform so back off buddy!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
she's a dab hand with a rolling pin, don't want to get on the wrong side of her. Anyway you wouldn't want to hurt me cos you want to find out what 'it' is my adopted mom does in French maids uniform so back off buddy!

"Rolling Pin" Me too! and as for the French maids uniform, well she can leave it off...


**MRP walking out sdrawkcab **

 

[Evo]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
and as for the French maids uniform, well she can leave it off...

GASP! Mr Parsons...I am Jimmy P's adopted mom! My french maid's costume will remain on. Hmmpf!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Evo
GASP! Mr Parsons...I am Jimmy P's adopted mom! My french maid's costume will remain on. Hmmpf!

Dang dangerous thrad to get into Evo, Here, I own allllllll matter...didn't you once mention a daughter? isn't she made out of matter? hummm, let me consult with my lawyers, I'll get back to ya...

 

[jimmy p]

Hey don't pick on my adopted mom and sister...your, your power crazy, your a meglomaniac (run Evo run, i'll stall him for as long as i can!)

What will it be Mr. Robin Parsons, swords or pistols??

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Hey don't pick on my adopted mom and sister...your, your power crazy, your a meglomaniac (run Evo run, i'll stall him for as long as i can!)

What will it be Mr. Robin Parsons, swords or pistols??

**Pulls out his Bazooka**

 

[jimmy p]

HEY! that wasnt one of the options!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

**Pulls out his Bazooka**...from within his new M1 A1 Tank...