Science Humor: A Wide Selection

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The discussion centers around a variety of science-related humor, showcasing anecdotes, jokes, and humorous theories. A notable story involves a NASA team during the Apollo mission who encountered a Navajo sheep herder, leading to a humorous mistranslation of a message intended for the moon. Another highlight is Chuck Yeager's playful exaggeration about a design flaw in the Bell X-1 aircraft, which he humorously attributed to complex aerodynamics rather than a simple cable routing issue. The thread also features the "Dark Sucker Theory," humorously positing that light bulbs "suck dark" instead of emitting light, and a fictitious element called "administratium," which humorously critiques bureaucracy in science. Various jokes illustrate the intersection of humor and science, such as the classic question about the nature of hell, which leads to a clever thermodynamic analysis. Overall, the content blends clever scientific concepts with humor, appealing to those with an interest in both science and comedy.
  • #121
lucifer said:
A funny joke...


Sadly i think that you could pass that through the media to the American people and they would buy it. Not as much out of gullibility as much as out the cultural antipathy towards intelligence and anyone who enjoys learning for its own sake.
 
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  • #122
Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.
 
  • #123
Q:What is the coefficient of friction of a cat?
A: Mu

Q:What is the maximum speed a computer can attain falling through an atmosphere?
A:Terminal velocity.
 
  • #124
It is a bad sign when your physics grade is a complex number - having both a real and an imaginary part!
 
  • #125
Why do doctors and lawyers call what they do a "practice"?

...makes you feel kind of safe doesn't it?...
 
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  • #126
http://home.comcast.net/~fsteiger/cartoon.gif
 
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  • #127
The guy on the left looks evil to me.
 
  • #128
A student, having had his fill with drawing graph after graph in senior high math class, told his teacher:
Mrs. Jones, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
 
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  • #129
It has been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

this is funny too (and a little mean):
http://www.juliantrubin.com/imagesb/bushorchimp.jpg
 
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  • #130
Lawyer: Dr. Jones, you said you saw the accident.
Dr. Jones: Yes, I did.
Lawyer: And it occurred right around midnight?
Dr. Jones: Yes, it did.
Lawyer: Midnight? Hmmm. Just how old are you?
Dr. Jones: 80
Lawyer: Congratulations! I hope to live so long. So tell me, do you feel a bit weaker, a bit slower, a bit harder of hearing than you were 20 years ago?
Dr. Jones: Yes.
Lawyer: Probably can't see as well, either?
Dr. Jones: Correct.
Lawyer: Be honest, now. Just how far can you see?
Dr. Jones: I can see the moon. How far is that? And it was full that night.
 
  • #131
What do you get if you cross a pig and a rat? Pig rat sin θ. I found this on the wall of one of the cubicles of the toilets in the Physics building at university. Terrible!
 
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  • #132
Schrödinger's horse n. a strange creature that only appears dead once you've seen it a few times.
 
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  • #133
Gotta love high school...

So there's a chicken and an egg in bed right, the egg rolls off the chicken, lights a cigarette and says "well, I guess we solved that riddle".
 
  • #134
Quantum_Prodegy said:
...and an egg in bed right, the...
What is a Bed Right? :confused:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #135
the word 'right' is irrelevant to the joke, its just how its told "...and an egg in bed, the..." u can emit it, its just how the joke was told to me.
 
  • #136
oh come on does nobody get my joke? I thought it was funny...:D
 
  • #137
*shakes head*
 
  • #138
Quantum_Prodegy said:
oh come on does nobody get my joke? I thought it was funny...:D
I'm not an expert on humor, but I thought it was extremely funny, not your joke, watching you try explaining it and begging for laughs. THAT! is the true comedy.
 
  • #139
tribdog said:
I'm not an expert on humor, but I thought it was extremely funny, not your joke, watching you try explaining it and begging for laughs. THAT! is the true comedy.
I agree. You took the attention away from the joke by adding the right for [myself] to comment on. :smile:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #140
tribdog said:
I'm not an expert on humor...

obviously neither am i... :rolleyes:
 
  • #141
Quantum_Prodegy said:
oh come on does nobody get my joke? I thought it was funny...:D

I thought it was funny enough to immediately forward it to friends and family. :biggrin:
 
  • #142
In a scientific lecture, the lecturer wanted to get the scientists attention. He said "Pi is exactly three!" and all the scientists looked in amazement :bugeye:



:zzz:
 
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  • #143
DrKareem been watching the simpsons have u?? ;)
 
  • #144
Relativists admit that the bible contains the "gospel truth".
 
  • #145
The Malloy Factor is the rate at which high energy physics experiments convert entire civilizations into little black holes. This also explains the origins of dark matter.
 
  • #146
Teacher : What's 7Q + 3Q ?
Student: 10Q
Teacher: haha. Your welcome.
 
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  • #147
Quantum_Prodegy said:
oh come on does nobody get my joke? I thought it was funny...:D

It was hilarious :smile:. I just got through wiping the tears from my eyes.
 
  • #148
:biggrin: woohoo
 
  • #149
Quantum_Prodegy said:
Gotta love high school...

So there's a chicken and an egg in bed, the egg rolls off the chicken, lights a cigarette and says "well, I guess we solved that riddle".

but... how did they solve any riddle? (let alone the "chicken or the egg" riddle) :confused:
 
  • #150
Grafitti on a college wall (for real):

To be is to do - Immanuel Kant
To be or not to be - William Shakespeare
Do-be-do-be-do - Frank Sinatra
 

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