Secure a Seat on the New Planet: What You Need to Know

[Andre]

That and a week alone on Dartmoor with a stove, cook pan and tent.

if you want a steam survival course, pm me.

 

[rewebster]

If you want a seat, you'd better run for office (politics)---they are the ones with the control, and, therefore they think they are the most important.


Doesn't anyone watch those 'death of the Earth by meteorite impact' movies?

 

[Moonbear]

Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Woo hoo! I see MIH and Tsu have been tinkering with the supersonic RV.

Oh oh! I'll come! I don't mind sitting next to girls!

A wise man there.

Will there be any chocolate on board? If so I might consider the ladies ship if there aren't any doilies all over everything.

Of course there will be chocolate! Nobody is allowed on board unless they bring a chocolate supply.

Doilies?! No worries there! Do we look like the doiley...doilie...what is the singular of doilies anyway...types of women? I can't even spell the dang word!

Plus I have a Beef map!

Ooh, we're all set to butcher the origami steers now!

 

[LightbulbSun]

I'll board the spaceship that has naked girls on it.

 

[wolram]

Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Wolram you're invited.

Wow a sister ship, just think of the end less intelligent conversations i can have.

 

[Kurdt]

There'll be a lot of daring spacewalks when the people on wollies ship realize there's a ship full of women elsewhere.

 

[wolram]

We may have to spend weeks in suspended animation

 

[Math Jeans]

Unfortunately for you, the people who can make computers and split atoms are probably the ones that will be able to make a breatable atmosphere on a different planet.

 

[wolram]

Unfortunately for you, the people who can make computers and split atoms are probably the ones that will be able to make a breatable atmosphere on a different planet.

We thought about that MoonB has muted sheep that breath toxic gas and exhaust oxygen.

 

[W3pcq]

I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.

 

[wolram]

I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.

Brain wash a sister? heck did you not know anyone of them can turn a man into a gibbering wreck in minutes.

 

[W3pcq]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

 

[Moonbear]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that sounds like a better plan.

 

[wolram]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that is just down right creeping, you must not give them an inch or you will be a slave to them.
Just chuck them a square of chocolate every now and then and they will be happy.

 

[W3pcq]

Make sure to bring your ax body spray!

 

[W3pcq]

If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.

 

[wolram]

If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

 

[Moonbear]

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it.

 

[wolram]

I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it.

Heck you just insulted the Jammie Oliver of knightcote.

 

[Evo]

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

Wolram gets my vote! I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.

 

[wolram]

Wolram gets my vote! I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.

I would be famous for that if the gp were fed some.