Secure a Seat on the New Planet: What You Need to Know

[wolram]

I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.

Brain wash a sister? heck did you not know anyone of them can turn a man into a gibbering wreck in minutes.

 

[W3pcq]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

 

[Moonbear]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that sounds like a better plan.

 

[wolram]

Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that is just down right creeping, you must not give them an inch or you will be a slave to them.
Just chuck them a square of chocolate every now and then and they will be happy.

 

[W3pcq]

Make sure to bring your ax body spray!

 

[W3pcq]

If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.

 

[wolram]

If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

 

[Moonbear]

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it.

 

[wolram]

I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it.

Heck you just insulted the Jammie Oliver of knightcote.

 

[Evo]

I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

Wolram gets my vote! I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.

 

[wolram]

Wolram gets my vote! I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.

I would be famous for that if the gp were fed some.