Secure a Seat on the New Planet: What You Need to Know

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The forum discussion revolves around the humorous and absurd criteria for securing a seat on a spaceship to a new planet amidst the impending doom of Earth. Participants suggest that practical skills, such as smelting iron or building windmills, may be prioritized over advanced scientific knowledge like splitting atoms. The conversation also touches on the whimsical nature of survival tests and the dynamics of committee selection for choosing passengers, highlighting the comedic and satirical tone of the thread.

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  • Understanding of basic survival skills and their relevance in a space colonization scenario.
  • Familiarity with committee decision-making processes and their implications.
  • Knowledge of practical skills versus theoretical knowledge in resource allocation.
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  • Research the role of practical skills in survival scenarios for space colonization.
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This discussion is beneficial for humor enthusiasts, social commentators, and anyone interested in the dynamics of online communities discussing hypothetical scenarios related to space travel and survival.

  • #61
W3pcq said:
I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.

Brain wash a sister? heck did you not know anyone of them can turn a man into a gibbering wreck in minutes.
 
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  • #62
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.
 
  • #63
W3pcq said:
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that sounds like a better plan. :approve:
 
  • #64
W3pcq said:
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that is just down right creeping, you must not give them an inch or you will be a slave to them.
Just chuck them a square of chocolate every now and then and they will be happy.
 
  • #65
Make sure to bring your ax body spray!
 
  • #66
If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.
 
  • #67
W3pcq said:
If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.


I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.
 
  • #68
wolram said:
I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

:smile: I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it. :biggrin:
 
  • #69
Moonbear said:
:smile: I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it. :biggrin:

Heck you just insulted the Jammie Oliver of knightcote.
 
  • #70
wolram said:
I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.
Wolram gets my vote! :approve: I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.
 
  • #71
Evo said:
Wolram gets my vote! :approve: I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.

I would be famous for that if the gp were fed some.
 

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