Seinfeld Live: Hilarious Jokes and Worthy of Worship

[Pengwuino]

Man oh man, hilarious! For about an hour I was just bombarded by hilarious joke after hilarious joke. There was no stopping him. And every single joke he said was funny and so true! Oh man... $75 a seat and all worth it. How can people not worship him?

 

[Smurf]

How can people not worship him?

Oi! BEcause they're worshipping US! That's why! Don't you go spouting blasphemy against yourself and me too!

 

[Pengwuino]

oops, forgot... yah, continue worshiping us.

 

[Smurf]

Seinfeld is nothing without us, we gave him life! (well, actually we gave him the flying spaghetti monster, the flying spaghetti monster gave him life - technically)

 

[hypatia]

75 bucks a seat? The price of laughter has sky rocketed where you live! Comics here, no matter how well known only get 30 to 40 bucks a show.

 

[arildno]

Man oh man, hilarious! For about an hour I was just bombarded by hilarious joke after hilarious joke. There was no stopping him. And every single joke he said was funny and so true! Oh man... $75 a seat and all worth it. How can people not worship him?

Glad you enjoyed yourself!
I absolutely loved the "Seinfeld" series; I'm sure J.S. took with him some of the series' best writers when he decided to go "solo"..

 

[SpaceTiger]

His show is hilarious, but it pisses me off when people think it's okay to act like that in real life.

 

[arildno]

His show is hilarious, but it pisses me off when people think it's okay to act like that in real life.

Eeh?
Do you actually eat your Mars Bar with your HANDS?

M&M's are to be eaten with a spoon, and that's a fact!

 

[Pengwuino]

Eeh?
Do you actually eat your Mars Bar with your HANDS?

M&M's are to be eaten with a spoon, and that's a fact!

idiot! You eat them with chop sticks!

 

[Pengwuino]

75 bucks a seat? The price of laughter has sky rocketed where you live! Comics here, no matter how well known only get 30 to 40 bucks a show.

Seinfeld is one of, if not the best comic in the country. His tour was like, Tampa, Las Vegas, Denver, Seattle... and then he tripped and fell into Fresno for some reason and did a show here. World Famous :D

 

[arildno]

idiot! You eat them with chop sticks!

Sorry, I'm a bit backward, I guess. Blame it on my country..

 

[Pengwuino]

Anyoen ever actually tried to use chop sticks? I did once and I swear that was the biggest workout I've ever had while eating...

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

i have,
i pricked my eyes!

 

[arildno]

Anyoen ever actually tried to use chop sticks? I did once and I swear that was the biggest workout I've ever had while eating...

Yes..
My brother is a Japano-freak and says it is soo simple to eat with those sticks.
He snorts at my earnest attempts to use them, and even more when I resign and use proper utensils instead.

 

[Pengwuino]

Yes..
My brother is a Japano-freak and says it is soo simple to eat with those sticks.
He snorts at my earnest attempts to use them, and even more when I resign and use proper utensils instead.

I'd clobber him for being a japano freak ;D

 

[arildno]

I'd clobber him for being a japano freak ;D

Please do; he's a jerk.

 

[JasonRox]

I'd rather watch a hockey game for $100.

 

[Smurf]

I'd rather watch a hockey game for $100.

What an odd and unpredictable thing for a canuck to say.

 

[Pengwuino]

What an odd and unpredictable thing for a canuck to say.

I didn't see it coming... and I am a god!

 

[JasonRox]

I fooled god, eh?

 

[Smurf]

I fooled god, eh?

No. You fooled a god.