Loren Booda said:
NASCAR is annoying enough, without the figure that over 5% of the nation's gasoline supply (a large percentage of what we are forced to import) is wasted on the non-sport of auto racing. It's time we taxed some sensibility into this American-antithetical conspicuous consumption.
What a wonderful idea! - - - but why stop there?
The Airbus A380 - - - will probably fly half empty - - - a waste, get rid of it!
Figure Skating - - - art maybe, but not a sport - - - ban it!
Soccer - - - don't you just love those zero - zero endings?
Rock music - - - performed by amateurs, not musicians - - - time for it to go.
Tattoos - - - body graffiti - - - no need for it to exist.
Sky diving, Mountain climbing, Surfing, Caving, Whitewater excursions - - tie up rescue personnel unnecessarily.
Alcoholic beverages - - - wasteful and sinful - - - must go! Oops, didn't we try that once?
Gambling - - - exploitation of the poor!
Going on vacations - - - non-productive.
Dogs and Cats - - - turn them back to the wild!
Living in houses - - - a total waste - - - small apartments are much more economical!
Extravagant weddings - - - totally excessive!
Reality TV - - - mind numbing!
Beggars - - - How unsightly! Shoot them all!
Flush toilets - - - a total waste of water!
Toilet paper ! - - - - - What's wrong with the hand? It had worked for millennia!
Downloading music and movies - - - unethical! Put an end to it!
Hurricanes - - - Incredibly wasteful! They must go!
SUVs - - - too dangerous - - - they flip over too easily.
Toyota Prius - - - too dangerous - - - it flips ov--- Nah; it's too slow.
What a great idea. let's just get rid of that which we don't like. And to the old Soviet Union we can say "eat your heart out".
KM