The Give Away Shope - Everything £1/$2!

[wolram]

We are open all hours,we sell every thing you can imagine , and every thing is £1 or 2$ what is your pleasure?

 

[brewnog]

Ten chomps, please.

 

[zanazzi78]

3 5 penny sweets! How much?

 

[wolram]

3 5 penny sweets! How much?

£1 every thing is £1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

£1 every thing is £1 or 2$

No thanks,l i`ll shop some where else ...

 

[wolram]

Ten chomps, please.

Is that all, how conservative of you .

 

[wolram]

No thanks,l i`ll shop some where else ...

Cheep skate.

 

[zanazzi78]

If every thing cost £1 or $2 why is it called the GIVE AWAY shop?

 

[hypatia]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

 

[zanazzi78]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

But a new knee cap is only £1 or $2 ...

 

[wolram]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

Why do dogs get all the tasty bits?

 

[hypatia]

hmmm now that's a deal, but does it include installation?

 

[wolram]

If every thing cost £1 or $2 why is it called the GIVE AWAY shop?

It is called, The give away shope.

 

[zanazzi78]

It is called, The give away shope.

OK

but ... If every thing costs £1 or $2 why is it called the give away shope ?

 

[zanazzi78]

hmmm now that's a deal, but does it include installation?

i reckon installation is probably another £1 or $2 ... Wolrams got to make some money !

 

[wolram]

i reckon installation is probably another £1 or $2 ... Wolrams got to make some money !

Sorry we can only install two, they come in pairs, for £1 or "$

 

[hypatia]

well as long as it matches the other knee caps..hope he's not just selling odd sized ones.

 

[wolram]

Deal of the day, false teeth, full set perfect working order, only used once
£1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

Deal of the day, false teeth, full set perfect working order, only used once
£1 or 2$

Only £1 or $2 ... you do surprise me !

No thanks I`m rather partial to soup

 

[wolram]

Second deal of the day, Rolls Royce Ghost, catch it your self £1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

Actaully there is something i`d like; a large portion of sanity, please

 

[wolram]

Actaully there is something i`d like; a large portion of sanity, please

Sanity, now where did i put that, sanitary, are yes carbolic or bleach ?

 

[brewnog]

I'll have the ghost for £1, please.

 

[wolram]

I'll have the ghost for £1, please.

Its all yours sir, And by the way we all so have a Phantom.

 

[brewnog]

I'll have that too then, thank you kindly.


Any silver spirits? I'll have those too.

 

[Severfeelor]

do this thread belonges to britiany barons ?

 

[zanazzi78]

Sanity, now where did i put that, sanitary, are yes carbolic or bleach ?

some thing non-caustic

 

[mattmns]

Considering that the US dollar has been going down for a while, I am not sure if I could afford £1.

 

[wolram]

some thing non-caustic

What did i say?

 

[wolram]

I'll have that too then, thank you kindly.


Any silver spirits? I'll have those too.

Silver spirits? i have one some where, how about this Vincent Black Shadow ?

 

[icvotria]

Silver spirits? i have one some where, how about this Vincent Black Shadow ?

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

 

[wolram]

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

Can i really sell a shadow?

 

[wolram]

Deal of the day 10,000 washer holes £1 or 2$

Also shanks pony, well used but in full working order £1 or 2$

 

[JamesU]

can I buy something for a pound? it's cheaper than $2

 

[wolram]

can I buy something for a pound? it's cheaper than $2

Yep, i am doing a great trade in sky hooks, 20 for a £1.

 

[honestrosewater]

I need $3 - how much would that cost?

 

[wolram]

I need $3 - how much would that cost?

OK, clever clogs, you can have 3$ for a 1£ BUTT it is a once only offer.

 

[JamesU]

can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

 

[wolram]

can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

Well you cheeky os and os, as my shope is a bottemless pit, yes i go by my
word, you can have your $1,000,000, but beware it comes with a catch,
buyer inspect your goods before leavinig this shope.

 

[JamesU]

?

 

[wolram]

?

Well a $1,000,000 bucks, what i sell is not is not always explicit

 

[brewnog]

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows!

 

[wolram]

Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows!

Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.

 

[brewnog]

Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.

Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?

 

[wolram]

Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?

The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.

 

[brewnog]

The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.

Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.

 

[wolram]

Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.

Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.

 

[brewnog]

Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.

I don't need any encouragement, really. It's a matter of self restraint. Maybe I'll get one when I hit 40, and have a bit more road sense, and less of a future. Meanwhile, I have plans for a Caterham 7 style kit.

 

[wolram]

Well ok old pal, but be sure to wrap up warm.

 

[brewnog]

Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?