Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[JamesU]

ow! my teeth are aching...where's that dental floss...? oh, there it is.

*scrape, scrape*

whoops

 

[rocketboy]

yomamma why are you pulling on my shoelace?

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, and I know what rocketboy stepped in yesterday when that shoelace was untied!

 

[Lisa!]

no...better idea! we clutter up the doorway so that she can't get through to the front room!

yomamma's good at it he can help.

I hope so!

 

[JamesU]

Oh, and I know what rocketboy stepped in yesterday when that shoelace was untied!

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[Moonbear]

Oh my! That smiley started growing legs! Oh, wait, that was Franzbear trying to hide behind it.

 

[JamesU]

well I am sorry that my attemt at a throw-up smiley was unsatisfactory...

 

[Townsend]

Oh my! That smiley started growing legs! Oh, wait, that was Franzbear trying to hide behind it.

Do you realize that you have over 2000 post in this thread? That is kind of amazing...

 

[JamesU]

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[cefarix]

This thread should be shot.

 

[cefarix]

And here are some thread killer champions of my own:

"I know what you did last night."
"[name] is actually someone else."
"The title of this thread literally scared the sh*t out of me."
"Your mother is fatter than my mother."
"You're fatter than me."
"I just won the lottery. Type '1' in the thread if you want part of the money."

 

[JamesU]

franzbear is loved by all, if he wre to die, we'd be devistated...

 

[Moonbear]

I'm not sure such strong attachment to a thread is healthy yomamma.

 

[JamesU]

were are the strings? last I knwo they went with Zz with disney world.


http://www.w3schools.com/php/php_intro.asp

I found this, if you keep refreshing the page, you will eventually get an ad at the top that speaks whatever you put in the textbox. also http://www.sitepal.com

 

[Moonbear]

OMG! The slurping spiders are replying to threads again! More than one are doing it too!

 

[Townsend]

OMG! The slurping spiders are replying to threads again! More than one are doing it too!

A rare look at PF through the eyes of a mod...

Actually it kind of sucks...you can see who is doing what...talk about an invasion of privacy!

I think PF members should demand the right to privacy from government officals!

 

[Artman]

Hi everyone. How's the thread? How come yomamma has a shoe lace with something brown and slimey on it sticking out of his mouth?

Where's Franzbear I thought we would go visit a chemical factory. It'll be fun.

I got him some new clothes. Here are some nice magnetic underpants, a new pair of lead shoes, a nice pair of acid washed jeans, and a polyester shirt.

Yeah, I know those are kind of strange, but if you should happen to fall in a chemical vat, I figure the magnetic underpants will make you stick to the side... so we can find you.

Why lead shoes? More impervious to the chemicals. Yeah I know they're also heavy and will drag you down in the tank, but they'll be fine.

What's that, you say the acid washed jeans are still wet? (Well I never said they were dried after the acid wash.) They'll dry eventually. Yeah, I know they're eating your shirt, just nevermind and let's get going. It'll be fun.

 

[Moonbear]

A rare look at PF through the eyes of a mod...

Actually it kind of sucks...you can see who is doing what...talk about an invasion of privacy!

I think PF members should demand the right to privacy from government officals!

I didn't show you anything you can't view for yourself on the "Who's Online" page (or is that only viewable for contributors? I can never keep track.) I've always known the slurping spiders were around, and there were rumors they replied to threads, but I thought it was all a hoax until I viewed it with my very own eyes! Maybe they're trying to slurp Franzbear!

 

[Artman]

Maybe they're trying to slurp Franzbear!

Well, they're going to have to get past his magnetic underpants first!

 

[JamesU]

I don't have a who's online page

 

[Moonbear]

I don't have a who's online page

Look under "quick links" on the toolbar at the top of the page.

 

[Evo]

Maybe we need to send an instruction manual to the new contributors. What other secrets does yomamma not know?

 

[JamesU]

well. I haven't got a manual on how to contruct the death ray I received...

 

[pattylou]

No offense yomamma, not meaning to butt in...

I keep waiting for this thread to go away. I think I have the power to kill it, having successfully killed most other threads I have participated on.

Maybe I'll start correcting grammar.

I think I have the power to kill it, having successfully killed most other threads upon which I have participated.

 

[moose]

That is an offense punishable by death!

 

[Evo]

No offense yomamma, not meaning to butt in...
I keep waiting for this thread to go away. I think I have the power to kill it, having successfully killed most other threads I have participated on.
Maybe I'll start correcting grammar.

Nooooo! Has the thread ever been subjected to proper grammar before? MOONBEAR, has franzbear had his grammar vaccine??

Evo<---holds up a cross, some holy water and some shrimp scampi (it was the only thing that I could find with garlic).

BACK pattylou, BACK! Put the grammar down and slowly back out of the thread and we'll just pretend this didn't happen.

 

[Moonbear]

Nooooo! Has the thread ever been subjected to proper grammar before? MOONBEAR, has franzbear had his grammar vaccine??

Just a minute, let me check his medical records:

Franzbear's Vaccinations
Measels
Mumps
Rubella
Polio
Anthrax
Rabies
Distemper
Chicken Pox
Hepatitis A, B, C
Fire, Theft, Flooding (darn, that one explains a lot)
Mad Cow Disease (must be experimental)
Feline Leukemia (hey, who knows what threads could be susceptible to?)

My poor baby never got his grammar shots! I don't know if he can tolerate proper grammar! It's never been tried before.

 

[Evo]

It's just as I feared, he can survive fire, explosions, drowning, mutilation, poisoning, freezing, deadly falls, being buried alive, but a bit of proper grammar could do him in.

Perhaps his Uncle Artman inoculated him with his home inoculation kit?

 

[Moonbear]

It's just as I feared, he can survive fire, explosions, drowning, mutilation, poisoning, freezing, deadly falls, being buried alive, but a bit of proper grammar could do him in.
Perhaps his Uncle Artman inoculated him with his home inoculation kit?

I don't know. That rusty needle attached to the turkey baster didn't look like it was going to deliver the very precise dose needed for the grammar vaccine to be effective. Poor Franzbear. He's getting weaker already; just look how he's drooping.

 

[Artman]

It's just as I feared, he can survive fire, explosions, drowning, mutilation, poisoning, freezing, deadly falls, being buried alive, but a bit of proper grammar could do him in.
Perhaps his Uncle Artman inoculated him with his home inoculation kit?

Trust me, if I had a home inoculation kit for the proper grammar bug, I would have used it on myself ages ago.
Franzbear will just have to suffer the symptoms like the rest of us. You know, non-runny sentences, itchy comma fingers, congealed infinitives, yuck makes me shiver right down to my gerunds just to think about it.

 

[moose]

here, this will help
EDIT: This reminds me, I really have to renew my website... I need a host

 

[Moonbear]

Yep, that ought to do it! Bend over Franzbear.

 

[JamesU]

oh no! *trips, knocks "vaccine" into rocketboy.* oops .



lets just not grammatical be

 

[cronxeh]

Hmm did everyone get the new guidelines popup? I had to click I have read and agreed to proceed.. was it just for me to re-read the rules ? Did I post something that is against rules or something?

 

[Lisa!]

I don't have a who's online page

That was great, wasn't it?