Tips for Finding a One-Bedroom Place to Live

[jimmy p]

I plan to move out of the house and get my own place in January (if not sooner) and I was just wondering what you guys think I should be looking out for in a place, so I don't get bowled over by salesmans speak and lingo. Bear in mind that I will probably be looking out for a one bedroomed place, cos I have no-one else to move in with...

Thanks for any input.

 

[Chi Meson]

Get an apartment above large, lazy people who will crank the heat in the winter.

 

[i_wish_i_was_smart]

get a bachlor apartmen, its cheaper

 

[Chrono]

Once you get settled in after you move in, Jimmy, are we all invited?

 

[Moonbear]

Get an apartment above large, lazy people who will crank the heat in the winter.

That's probably the best advice I've ever heard for choosing an apartment.

I used to keep my heat turned really low and rely on the person below me to have to heat both of our apartments

Since I don't know anything about getting an apt in Britain, the only things I can suggest would be to check the neighborhood at night, make sure it isn't noisier or less safe than you expect, look around for any signs of ant traps or other bug infestations, take a look at the windows and make sure they close tightly (old buildings often have drafty windows that will make you miserable in winter).

 

[jimmy p]

Once you get settled in after you move in, Jimmy, are we all invited?

Yeah, party round my hovel guys and gals... when I move in of course.

I am thinking of a bachelor pad cos I couldn't afford a house. Maybe I should become a millionaire first.

 

[Phobos]

Read the lease carefully before signing. Everything you need to know should be there without the salesman speak & lingo.

Like Moonbear said, check out the neighborhood, try out the plumbing when you look at the place, look for signs of pests (ants, roaches), etc.

If you get the chance, ask the previous tenants what they think of the place & the landlord.

Judge the landlord's character...is he/she someone you trust dealing with financially every month & will they be quick to fix any problems?

Visit at least 3 places before deciding.

 

[the number 42]

1/ You are doing the right thing by asking around as you never know which friend of a friend is dying to move someone into their nice flat, and would much rather do it through the grapevine than the ripoff estate agent or internet.

2/ Get the 'earlybird alerts' from Loot online. It costs a few quid a week but you get emailed whenever a flat suiting your specs comes up - very important as bargains get snapped up quickly.

3/ Don't worry too much about contracts and legalese - anything illegal a landlord puts in e.g. one weeks eviction notice, is legally unenforcable. Ask your local Citizens Advice about standard contracts.

4/ Check the area out to make sure you feel comfortable there. Places are not the same at different times of the day/week.

5/ Always go for a ground-floor flat - this way you can tunnel out if the going gets tough.

6/ Never tell a potential landlord about the tunnel plan - it will arouse suspicion prematurely.

 

[Chrono]

Yeah, party round my hovel guys and gals... when I move in of course.

I'll hold you to that, Jimmy.

 

[tribdog]

For you? I'd suggest taking the first place that will take you. You can't afford to be picky when you will probably be lowering the property value.

 

[jimmy p]

For you? I'd suggest taking the first place that will take you. You can't afford to be picky when you will probably be lowering the property value.

Good advice tribdog would be nice to give SOMETHING back to the community, and if it is lowering property value, so be it!

 

[pace]

Howbout one of those student complexes if you have it where you live? I'm moving to one of those myself these days.

 

[Chrono]

Just stay at home like me. If any girl gives you a disgusting look, just tell her the economic reasoning behind it.

 

[jimmy p]

Lol, and you wonder why you are single... like me :(

 

[tribdog]

lol. remember when the definition of nerd was someone who lived in his mom's basement and liked physics and was always on the computer. times sure have changed.

 

[Chrono]

Lol, and you wonder why you are single... like me :(

I do wonder. :shy:

 

[tribdog]

I do wonders.

 

[tribdog]

want a new roomie JP?

 

[Chrono]

want a new roomie JP?

Dang it! You beat me to it.

 

[jimmy p]

I'll take both of you! share the rent. We could have a good laugh!

 

[Chrono]

We can go pick up chicks together!

 

[jimmy p]

Sounds great! We'll use Tribdogs wit, your talents, and my ...uh...umm... yeah! we'll pick up tons of chicks!

 

[Chrono]

Sounds great! We'll use Tribdogs wit, your talents, and my ...uh...umm... yeah! we'll pick up tons of chicks!

Who said I had talent?

 

[tribdog]

Ever see the movie "Sixteen Candles"? Remember the guy who got Molly Ringwald's panties and his two buddies? That's what I picture going out to pick up girls with you two would be like.

 

[Chrono]

Ever see the movie "Sixteen Candles"? Remember the guy who got Molly Ringwald's panties and his two buddies? That's what I picture going out to pick up girls with you two would be like.

Let me guess, you're the one who's going to get the panties?

 

[jimmy p]

Dont be silly. He's a dog. The only way he is going to get near a girls panties is if he sniffs her butt.

 

[tribdog]

don't knock it til you try it.

 

[Chrono]

don't knock it til you try it.

Maybe I should try something different than I have been doing?

 

[tribdog]

depends on what you have been doing.
Here's my advice dating. First off do you want to get married or get laid?
doesn't matter I guess, it's just easier getting laid, but you sometimes have to lower your standards. here's a few basic pointers.
1) don't try to be a girls best friend, she'll just think you are gay.
2) remember that girls are just as horny as guys are, maybe more so. They just have more self-respect and control than we do.
3) ask a girl out. Most people who complain about never getting a date never ask anyone out.
4)get a big penis. lol just kidding
5) open the door for them, pick up the tab, bring them flowers, take them somewhere besides just a bar or restaurant, be a gentleman.
6) When you do get their pants off find the clitoris. Girls tell their friends EVERYTHING. if you give a girl an intense orgasm ALL of her friends will want one too. (vibrating massagers and tongues make it easy).

 

[Chrono]

4)get a big penis. lol just kidding

So that's my problem!

Just playing. But seriously, I've only asked out two girls, and they both pretty much blew me off (as if you didn't read about it before).

 

[jimmy p]

So that's my problem!

Just playing. But seriously, I've only asked out two girls, and they both pretty much blew me off (as if you didn't read about it before).

Did you calculate the probability of them saying yes while they contemplated their answer? And then tell them your result?

 

[Chrono]

Did you calculate the probability of them saying yes while they contemplated their answer? And then tell them your result?

Sounds like a plan.

 

[tribdog]

Or argue with them about how the answer they gave is incorrect. and show them the math to prove it.

 

[Chrono]

Or argue with them about how the answer they gave is incorrect. and show them the math to prove it.

I should just spend about a week working on the proof and when they say no, just give it to them.