Q. What do politicians use for birth control?
A. Their personalities!
Politicians are all honest. They never lie.
Late one night in London a mugger jumped a well dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
The man stiffened but said indignantly, "You cant do this to me, i'm a politician."
"In that case," said the mugger, "Give me my money!"
The sun never set on the british empire.....
God doesn't trust the British in the dark :p
(I know it's off the subject, but your location and london joke made it irresistable hehe)
Your just jealous, phatmanscoop. Long live the BRITISH EMPIRE!
Poly = many
Tics = blood sucking insects
HEY!!! i say that too!!! Great minds think alike huh? where's Photon when you need him??
Correction, ticks are not insects. They are arachnids. So politicians are hiding two pairs of extremeties.
I stand corrected.
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