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What do politicians use for birth control?

  1. Jan 14, 2004 #1

    jimmy p

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    Q. What do politicians use for birth control?












    A. Their personalities!
     
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  3. Jan 14, 2004 #2
    Politicians are all honest. They never lie.
     
  4. Jan 14, 2004 #3

    jimmy p

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    Late one night in London a mugger jumped a well dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.

    "Give me your money!" he demanded.

    The man stiffened but said indignantly, "You cant do this to me, i'm a politician."

    "In that case," said the mugger, "Give me my money!"
     
  5. Jan 14, 2004 #4
    The sun never set on the british empire.....























    God doesn't trust the British in the dark :p
    (I know it's off the subject, but your location and london joke made it irresistable hehe)
     
  6. Jan 14, 2004 #5
    Your just jealous, phatmanscoop. Long live the BRITISH EMPIRE!
     
  7. Jan 14, 2004 #6

    Tsu

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    Politics:

    Poly = many
    Tics = blood sucking insects
     
  8. Jan 14, 2004 #7

    jimmy p

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    HEY!!! i say that too!!! Great minds think alike huh? where's Photon when you need him??
     
  9. Jan 14, 2004 #8
    Correction, ticks are not insects. They are arachnids. So politicians are hiding two pairs of extremeties.
     
  10. Jan 14, 2004 #9

    Tsu

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    I stand corrected.
     
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