I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology.Borg said:
Is this part of the whole " This is Parta" (Sparta?) t-shirt logos I have been seeing?Ibix said:I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology.
I've not seen those logos, but I don't see the link beyond both being lines from 300 (edit: both from Leonidas, in fact). I think the movie is just so scenery chewingly over-the-top (mis-)quotable that it gets used for all sorts of things.WWGD said:
There is a difference?Ibix said:I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology.
A difference between dev, test and prod? So I'm told.fresh_42 said:
In the prod version all the error-checking is removed, so you won't know why it went wrong.Ibix said:
No, only their name is different: they are called change requests instead of error protocolDrGreg said:
In production it doesn't go wrong. There are just unintended features.DrGreg said:
Even if using Agile/Sprint? EDIT: Agile/Scrum.DrGreg said:
Quick, call the cops, a lady's house is being broken into: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46965/there-was-an-old-woman-who-lived-in-a-shoefresh_42 said:
Ceci n'est pas un bug.Borg said:
public static void main(String args...) {
Robot robot = new Robot();
Random random = new Random();
while(true) {
Point point = MouseInfo.getPointerInfo().getLocation(); // Get the current mouse location
point.setLocation(point.getX()+random.nextInt(1), point.getY()+random.nextInt(1)); // Move x and y one pixel randomly
robot.mouseMove(((int)point.getX()), ((int)point.getY());
Thread.sleep(800000); // wait 14 minutes and move it again
}
}Clearly the solution is to find your system admin and hurt him.Borg said:
One had to laugh if it wasn't so sad.Borg said:Speaking of features. What can I do when my company installs a version of Windows 10 that locks the screen if there isn't any input for 15 minutes and the settings can't be changed even with admin rights?
This of course.
Java:public static void main(String args...) { Robot robot = new Robot(); Random random = new Random(); while(true) { Point point = MouseInfo.getPointerInfo().getLocation(); // Get the current mouse location point.setLocation(point.getX()+random.nextInt(1), point.getY()+random.nextInt(1)); // Move x and y one pixel randomly robot.mouseMove(((int)point.getX()), ((int)point.getY()); Thread.sleep(800000); // wait 14 minutes and move it again } }
Another example of an English word in which one missing letter leads to a completely different meaning. English is the worst error correcting code I've ever seen.WWGD said:
So you won't reveal the answer either. You're as bad as they are...;).fresh_42 said:
I'm still working on a good answer. My best guess so far is, that you've won a bet and we're talking about caviar.WWGD said:
More like something to see with the Sturgeon General. Who recommends _not_ to eat fish. At least not sturgeon.fresh_42 said:
No, I just saw they were selling sturgeon in a store and I was curious.WWGD said:
You can't write it here anyway without stearching for the ASCII code of "ö"WWGD said:
fresh_42 said:You can't write it here anyway without stearching for the ASCII code of "ö"