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My project lost it's sysadmin a few weeks ago. I've had to take over until we can get a replacement (and I train him).
So, this has been my life for the past few weeks... :rolleyes:

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Can someone provide an answer to a question I have, that seems half baked to me, before I start a thread.

Namely, in the MWI, every possible world is equally real. Yet, this reality seems only seems real to me. I mean, to kind of dumb down the question into a nutshell, 'why haven't I won the lottery yet'?
 
There people from this company "AE" that read "AE better world". Why leave out a measure-zero non-better world?
 
Borg said:
So, this has been my life for the past few weeks... :rolleyes:

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I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology. :frown:
 
Ibix said:
I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology. :frown:
Is this part of the whole " This is Parta" (Sparta?) t-shirt logos I have been seeing?
 
WWGD said:
Is this part of the whole " This is Parta" (Sparta?) t-shirt logos I have been seeing?
I've not seen those logos, but I don't see the link beyond both being lines from 300 (edit: both from Leonidas, in fact). I think the movie is just so scenery chewingly over-the-top (mis-)quotable that it gets used for all sorts of things.
 
Ibix said:
I explained the distinction between dev, test and prod to my wife, and then showed her the Leonidas meme. She laughed, then questioned whether the punchline was worth the two minute lecture on IT methodology. :frown:
There is a difference?
 
Ibix said:
A difference between dev, test and prod? So I'm told.
Yeah, sometimes there can be found traces in the mud, but often it's too difficult to observe them in the wild ... because it's ...
 
Ibix said:
A difference between dev, test and prod? So I'm told.
In the prod version all the error-checking is removed, so you won't know why it went wrong.
 
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DrGreg said:
In the prod version all the error-checking is removed, so you won't know why it went wrong.
No, only their name is different: they are called change requests instead of error protocol :biggrin:
 
DrGreg said:
In the prod version all the error-checking is removed, so you won't know why it went wrong.
In production it doesn't go wrong. There are just unintended features.
 
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DrGreg said:
In the prod version all the error-checking is removed, so you won't know why it went wrong.
Even if using Agile/Sprint? EDIT: Agile/Scrum.
 
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In production it doesn't go wrong. There are just unintended features.

Wait, I know this one.

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Speaking of features. What can I do when my company installs a version of Windows 10 that locks the screen if there isn't any input for 15 minutes and the settings can't be changed even with admin rights?
This of course. :devil:
Java:
public static void main(String args...) {
    Robot robot = new Robot();
    Random random = new Random();
    while(true) {
        Point point = MouseInfo.getPointerInfo().getLocation();    // Get the current mouse location
        point.setLocation(point.getX()+random.nextInt(1), point.getY()+random.nextInt(1));    // Move x and y one pixel randomly
        robot.mouseMove(((int)point.getX()), ((int)point.getY());
        Thread.sleep(800000);      // wait 14 minutes and move it again  
    }
}
 
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I don't know why search results never contain actual answer visible without/before clicking. If you, e.g., ask for the translation of Sturgeon to German, all you see are hits with lines like: The word Sturgeon translates into German as ... and you have to click to see the actual answer.
 
Borg said:
Speaking of features. What can I do when my company installs a version of Windows 10 that locks the screen if there isn't any input for 15 minutes and the settings can't be changed even with admin rights?
Clearly the solution is to find your system admin and hurt him.
 
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Borg said:
Speaking of features. What can I do when my company installs a version of Windows 10 that locks the screen if there isn't any input for 15 minutes and the settings can't be changed even with admin rights?
This of course. :devil:
Java:
public static void main(String args...) {
    Robot robot = new Robot();
    Random random = new Random();
    while(true) {
        Point point = MouseInfo.getPointerInfo().getLocation();    // Get the current mouse location
        point.setLocation(point.getX()+random.nextInt(1), point.getY()+random.nextInt(1));    // Move x and y one pixel randomly
        robot.mouseMove(((int)point.getX()), ((int)point.getY());
        Thread.sleep(800000);      // wait 14 minutes and move it again 
    }
}
One had to laugh if it wasn't so sad.
 
WWGD said:
I don't know why search results never contain actual answer visible without/before clicking. If you, e.g., ask for the translation of Sturgeon to German, all you see are hits with lines like: The word Sturgeon translates into German as ... and you have to click to see the actual answer.
Another example of an English word in which one missing letter leads to a completely different meaning. English is the worst error correcting code I've ever seen.
 
fresh_42 said:
Another example of an English word in which one missing letter leads to a completely different meaning. English is the worst error correcting code I've ever seen.
So you won't reveal the answer either. You're as bad as they are...;).
 
WWGD said:
So you won't reveal the answer either. You're as bad as they are...;).
I'm still working on a good answer. My best guess so far is, that you've won a bet and we're talking about caviar.
 
fresh_42 said:
I'm still working on a good answer. My best guess so far is, that you've won a bet and we're talking about caviar.
More like something to see with the Sturgeon General. Who recommends _not_ to eat fish. At least not sturgeon.
 
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WWGD said:
More like something to see with the Sturgeon General.
No, I just saw they were selling sturgeon in a store and I was curious.
 
WWGD said:
No, I just saw they were selling sturgeon in a store and I was curious.
You can't write it here anyway without stearching for the ASCII code of "ö" :-p
 
fresh_42 said:
You can't write it here anyway without stearching for the ASCII code of "ö" :-p

"ö" No!