What Makes Men's Friendships Stronger Than Women's?

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The discussion centers around a controversial argument claiming that men, referred to as "the superiors," are inherently better than women, dubbed "the inferiors," based on bathroom habits and efficiency. The original poster asserts that men take less time in the bathroom for essential activities, while women are criticized for spending excessive time on makeup and other tasks. Participants engage in banter about the differences in bathroom usage, with some humorously suggesting that women multitask better. The conversation also touches on the design of bathrooms and the perceived cleanliness issues related to toilet seat usage. Overall, the thread reflects a mix of humor, stereotypes, and exaggerated claims about gender differences in behavior.
  • #61
mugaliens said:
as she learned to check

This is something I never understood/will never understand wrt the toilet seat issue. Don't women see the toilet as they walk towards it? Do they backup from the bathroom door? Or what?

I always put the seat and the lid back down ( I don't want to have this giant vile mouth staring at me when I'm brushing teeth/shaving/etc.) I've had women complain about that too!
 
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  • #62
caffenta said:
This is something I never understood/will never understand wrt the toilet seat issue. Don't women see the toilet as they walk towards it? Do they backup from the bathroom door? Or what?

I always put the seat and the lid back down ( I don't want to have this giant vile mouth staring at me when I'm brushing teeth/shaving/etc.) I've had women complain about that too!
Half asleep, 3am, no lights on.

You should never flush the toilet with the lid open, the spray from the toilet goes everywhere, have men not seen that show on tv that showed where the spray went?
 
  • #63
Newai said:
No complaints here. I don't have to go through labor. Or all those other "things."

Seems to be the get out of jail card for everything.

As bad as it may be, it doesn't cover you for everything.
 
  • #64
Evo said:
Half asleep, 3am, no lights on.

Complaints I've gotten never specified time of day/night or lighting. It was always like "sometimes I/we really have to go. No time to check&lift lid."

Someday I will do an experiment and remove the seat, leave the closed lid to see if she falls into the bowl. I probably wouldn't survive the experiment though. :biggrin:
 
  • #65
Pattonias said:
Well logically, the man should raise the seat before peeing and then lower it again when finished. This makes way more sense than a women looking at the seat and determining whether it is up or down before sitting. Duh

logically, in a free market society, you protect your own ASSets and depend on no one else to.
 
  • #66
Evo said:
As a woman that fell into an open toilet of freezing water at 3am because someone forgot to put the seat down, you don't want to do that to someone you hope to have relations with.

In a man's defense, the odds of having relations at 3 a.m. are not that good to start with. On the other hand, women can hold a grudge.
 
  • #67
Evo said:
As a woman that fell into an open toilet of freezing water at 3am because someone forgot to put the seat down, you don't want to do that to someone you hope to have relations with.

:smile:

The Guiness record goes to you, Evo.

Btw, I wonder what the design of that toilet was.
 
  • #68
Evo said:
... have men not seen that show on tv that showed where the spray went?

I think shows that do that do a disservice. Think back to to how care-free you life was before you found out about that. Not only did you not know, but you didn't know that you should care. Shame on you t.v. for showing us how nasty bathrooms are and what shows up on the ceiling of a hotel room when you turn on a black light.

I say meh and just live in blissful forced ignorance of those things. Long live the five-second rule. (Or fifteen second rule depending...)
 
  • #69
Evo said:
You should never flush the toilet with the lid open, the spray from the toilet goes everywhere, have men not seen that show on tv that showed where the spray went?

And the spray from before the flush. Sometime during my many years as a bachelor, I started sitting down. After getting married, I have been "informed" about many things that I do the wrong way, but leaving the toilet seat up has not been one of them.
 
  • #70
George Jones said:
And the spray from before the flush. Sometime during my many years as a bachelor, I started sitting down. After getting married, I have been "informed" about many things that I do the wrong way, but leaving the toilet seat up has not been one of them.

Well in fairness, if you're sitting down too would it ever have a need to be up? It's a bit like saying I never eat garlic but no one ever complains of my garlic breath.
 
  • #71
jarednjames said:
Well in fairness, if you're sitting down too would it ever have a need to be up? It's a bit like saying I never eat garlic but no one ever complains of my garlic breath.
Just because men can do it standing up doesn't mean that they should. We have toilets to sit on now, you no longer need to pee in the street gutter. :devil:

George is *civilised*. :approve:
 
  • #73
Evo said:
Just because men can do it standing up doesn't mean that they should. We have toilets to sit on now, you no longer need to pee in the street gutter. :devil:

Urinals?
George is *civilised*. :approve:

If he did it where I grew up, he'd be called a few things but 'civilised' ain't one of them. :wink:

Besides, if you've seen the state of the men's bogs in most places you wouldn't stand to pee in them, let alone sit on them.
 
  • #74
Proton Soup said:
women have options now: http://www.pmateusa.com/

I love the "discretion" part.

A woman standing to have a slash is hardly going to be discrete.
 
  • #75
This needs to stay out of mature forums, sexist.
There are stereotypes in all formations, for men and women.
I'm sure one of the gender would like to feel smug and superior, but the fact is that both are equal. There is no reason to have discrimination in this scenario; statistically, men and women are of the same calibre of intelligence.
 
  • #76
Terraqueous said:
This needs to stay out of mature forums, sexist.
There are stereotypes in all formations, for men and women.
I'm sure one of the gender would like to feel smug and superior, but the fact is that both are equal. There is no reason to have discrimination in this scenario; statistically, men and women are of the same calibre of intelligence.

Relax, breath slowly, regain your composure.

This isn't a serious thread...

I'm betting you haven't read the whole thing and haven't noted the fact every post is meant to be taken lightly. In other words, it's a joke.
 
  • #77
jarednjames said:
In other words, it's a joke.

You must be joking.
 
  • #78
Borek said:
You must be joking.

Well if every post is a joke then that one must be also, but then it's also correct so it's a serious statement...

Bugger, I've paradoxed myself.
 
  • #79
Borek said:
You must be joking.
Quien es mas macho? Borek es mas macho.
 
  • #80
Evo said:
Quien es mas macho? Borek es mas macho.

Please read forum rules.

Greg Bernhardt said:
(i) All posts must be in English--posts in other languages will be deleted;

Any comments posted on the Physics Forums that violate our Guidelines are routinely removed.
 
  • #81
"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." Red Green
 
  • #82
Evo said:
We have toilets to sit on now, you no longer need to pee in the street gutter. :devil:

Flushing toilets were invented so we can race the flush.
 
  • #83
jarednjames said:
Relax, breath slowly, regain your composure.

This isn't a serious thread...

I'm betting you haven't read the whole thing and haven't noted the fact every post is meant to be taken lightly. In other words, it's a joke.

Orly?
Well I was just using a thermometer and I found that my internal body temperature was hotter at the time of reading your comment AND my heart rate went up. HAHA!
Foiled again.
 
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  • #85
Terraqueous said:
Orly?
Well I was just using a thermometer and I found that my internal body temperature was hotter at the time of reading your comment AND my heart rate went up. HAHA!
Foiled again.

xxChrisxx said:


I honestly have no idea what's going on here, apparently I've been defeated in some way. :rolleyes:

Chris, that clip is now in the archive for next time a PMM thread appears!
 
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  • #86
xxChrisxx said:
Flushing toilets were invented so we can race the flush.

Assuming I'm thinking of the same meaning as you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done that.
 
  • #87
Point for the ladies. Somehow...I know that women would never do stupid crap like this...ever...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnjb8Hx76u8 But perhaps it also takes a "real" man to epic fail this badly: to arrogantly knock himself dizzy, and then STILL get up to whirl his nun chuks.

I'm sure that I've been cocky in my own life at times; but mostly before my epic fail I assure you, and seldom afterward.

Never give up; never surrender.
 
  • #88
FrancisZ said:
Point for the ladies. Somehow...I know that women would never do stupid crap like this...

ever...

Sure they do, they just look hot doing it (watch till the end):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pobuw7Wk2k

Ow! :biggrin:
 
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  • #89
A two-minute video on how to look like a ninja in 30 seconds. Typical.
 
  • #90
BobG said:
A two-minute video on how to look like a ninja in 30 seconds. Typical.

Failed before the video began. Tut tut. No bloke would do that... :rolleyes:
 

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