What would WWII be like if it was fought online?

[Townsend]

I thought this was really funny...found it at my other favorite forum, it is not mine. I'm not sure who should get credit for this but its pretty good IMO.

*NOTE* the language might be a little bit too colorful for younger members, just so you know

I am going to try to beep most of it out...

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this -beep- sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you don't fight me i don't fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i don't got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i can't afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i can't do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the -beep- up
Churchill: d00d I am gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is -beep-in weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: I am going to attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america I am comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! that's bull-beep- u -beep-s I am gunna kick ur -beep-es
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge -beep-kin army
Hitler[AoE]: that's bull-beep- u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, I am on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A -beep-IN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa I am going to need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i can't help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: I am 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah that's right biznitch I am comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: don't be an arss
Churchill: don't be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh -beep-t help
Hitler: o man ur -beep-ed
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax he's killing all my -beep-
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u don't ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun -beep-socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are -beep-in -beep-
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why don't u attack me o that's right u don't got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: -beep- u
paTTon: let me go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: -beep- this sh1t I am goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: -beep- now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d give me some please
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg don't be gay give me nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl-beep-!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: that's bull**** u -beep-in suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game I am not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: -beep- u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o -beep-
*paTTon has left the game.*

 

[OPTIDONN]

HA! Thats awsome! I have to show the Doctor at my work, he's a huge WWII buff and would love it!

 

[Integral]

I thought the thread would be about http://www.wwiionline.com/scripts/wwiionline/index.jsp

 

[Townsend]

I thought the thread would be about http://www.wwiionline.com/scripts/wwiionline/index.jsp

Sorry, to disappoint you...

 

[brewnog]

I don't quite understand why Eisenhower joins the chat before Churchill, or Roosevelt before deGaulle. Oh well!

 

[hypatia]

I bet Eisenhower has cable..didn't take so long to d/l