Why Did a Moose Mother Attack and Pee on a Hunter?

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The discussion centers around an encounter with a moose cow that aggressively defended her calf against Bjørn Engen, who was kicked to the ground and had his rifle damaged. His daughter, Kristine, intervened by slapping the moose and shouting, successfully distracting the animal and allowing them to escape unharmed. The conversation then shifts to humorous remarks about the situation, with participants joking about the nature of the encounter and making light of Bjørn's perceived ineptitude with firearms. The dialogue includes playful banter about Kristine and her supposed expertise, leading to a series of humorous exchanges about preferences and experiences. Overall, the thread combines a serious warning about moose behavior with a lighthearted tone, emphasizing the unexpected and comical aspects of the situation.
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If you want to hunt moose, you should NOT come between a moose mum and her calf.

That is, however, what befell Bjørn Engen.

The moose cow kicked him to the ground, was smart enough to stamp on his rifle (making it useless), and alternately kicked and peed on him.

Bjørns daughter Kristine thought that slapping the cow on its rump would do the the trick, along with a bit of hollering.

And, it worked!
Moose Mum let go, placed herself protectively beside her calf, and a wet Bjørn and his daughter escaped the encounter..
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10014614
 
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Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.
 
wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

AYE! :biggrin:

Although "Hell hath no fury like a mummy pissed" has better rythm..
 
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Yay Moose!
 
wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.
 
wuliheron said:
No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.

Hey, now...
I have no objection to a six-pack of whipped cream and a couple of lizards, but I'm not into that weird stuff.
 
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears
 
Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

:smile: :smile: :smile:


I can't help wondering how many innocent young readers won't get that. :devil:
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.
 
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arildno said:
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.

Well, that's not my scene, but I'm willing to try almost anything for someone who looks like that.
She obviously has no hold over you, since you didn't capitalize "Dominatirix" as your true Mistress would demand.
:rolleyes:
Hmmm... maybe I'll just stroll on home now. Don't mind me... I was never actually here... stop putting those 'shrooms on your pizza and you'll never see me again...
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.
 
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Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

Stomped on and pissed on is more like it.
 
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Borg said:
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.


Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
 
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wuliheron said:
Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
Yes but most people don't like it.
 
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Borg said:
Yes but most people don't like it.

How do they know? Have they ever tried it?
 

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