Why is the US Army Checking Mall Santas?

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The discussion revolves around the unusual topic of the U.S. Army checking mall Santas for head lice. One participant humorously speculates that the Army might be concerned about the health of mall Santas, suggesting that physicals could determine their fitness for duty. The idea is presented that a mall Santa, due to their distinctive appearance, would be an easy target in a combat situation, raising questions about their survivability. The conversation blends humor with a light-hearted critique of the Army's priorities.
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So I spent the weekend listening to music and watching TV with the sound turned down. Can someone tell me why the US army is checking the mall Santas for head lice?

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Perhaps the U.S. Army is concerned for the mall Santa's health... maybe performing physicals on the mall santas will determine if they can be sent to war. A mall santa would make a pretty large target, and I think they would have a hard time trying to survive.
 
Maybe Santa has Head Lice...
 

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