Netme said:
You say you want us to put the seat up so you would not have to sit on pis. You also say that you want us to put the seat down so you won't fall into the toilet bowl. Is it really that hard for you to look down before you pee?
If you simply looked before you went, all your problems would be solved. If there was piss on the seat, all you would have to do is wipe it clean. And if the seat were up you could just put it back down. The real reason you complain is because your angry at us for not accommodating your desires. You feel as though we should put the seat up when we pee since we're the only ones who pee standing. And we should put the seat down since we're the reason for the seat being up in the first place. I believe you don't tell us this because it is a feminist behavior which you are unaware of that exists subconsciously within you.
OK, guys. I realize this may be difficult, but pay attention, huh?
1. If you haven't learned about bathroom cleanliness by now, please know that when you flush the toilet with the lid up, the urine-filled particulate spray floats all around the bathroom and ends up on your towel, washcloth, toothbrush, etc. That's why women put the lid down before they flush (and we
don't flush
before the job is done, leaving urine in the bowl for the next person to splash into). Unfortunately, we foolishly assume that you know this, and you'll also close the lid before flushing to keep the family healthy. Silly us.
2.
"If there was piss on the seat, all you would have to do is wipe it clean."
You've got to be some kind of NUT! Why should WE have to clean YOUR piss off the toilet seat before we can use it? It's YOUR piss, YOU missed the bowl, YOU clean it up! Were you born in a freakin' BARN?
3. We are in no way angry that you won't 'accommodate our desire's. We are angry, however, when you cop attitudes like #2 (above) - somehow thinking that we should have no problem with wiping your piss off the toilet 5 times a day. We are also angry that you seem to think your 'aim game' is so funny but you sure get ugly when we ask
you to clean the toilet.
GET A CLUE!
p.s.
I'm not talking about Ivan here! (He's
PERFECT!) This is from other experience.