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At the end of each episode of The Big Bang Theory, a page is seen briefly in which the the producer, Chuck Lorre, expresses his thoughts for the week. Normally they are pretty useless observations of minor events in life, but this one made me laugh.
You know you're getting old when...
you throw your back out on the toilet
you shave your ears
your second wife calls your first wife ma'am.
you are genuinely excited when your prescriptions arrive in the mail
you read the obits in the newspaper to check of ages of the dead people
you read a newspaper
you're bummed out that the smokin' hot chick from Body Heat now looks like William Shatner in drag
you say bummed
Women your age have real breasts and artificial hips
Masturbation leaves you winded
you try to amuse the kid hooking up your Blu-ray player by telling him about Betamax
You pee in morse code - dots and dashes - and have to look to see when your'e done
your car radio is set to "classic rock" so you have something to switch to during NPR pledge drives
your doctor says "that's normal for a man your age", and you're relieved
Watching "The Who" at the superbowl made you inconsolably sad
you wonder if the orgasm you're about to have will actually end your life
You know you're getting old when...
you throw your back out on the toilet
you shave your ears
your second wife calls your first wife ma'am.
you are genuinely excited when your prescriptions arrive in the mail
you read the obits in the newspaper to check of ages of the dead people
you read a newspaper
you're bummed out that the smokin' hot chick from Body Heat now looks like William Shatner in drag
you say bummed
Women your age have real breasts and artificial hips
Masturbation leaves you winded
you try to amuse the kid hooking up your Blu-ray player by telling him about Betamax
You pee in morse code - dots and dashes - and have to look to see when your'e done
your car radio is set to "classic rock" so you have something to switch to during NPR pledge drives
your doctor says "that's normal for a man your age", and you're relieved
Watching "The Who" at the superbowl made you inconsolably sad
you wonder if the orgasm you're about to have will actually end your life