Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

"He's your secret lover"

How can he love my secrets? There secret!

 

[fresh_42]

Fahrvernugen! (EDIT: Pleasure of Driving, I think )

Close. Fahrvergnügen.

 

[WWGD]

Close. Fahrvergnügen.

Danker gnugen!

 

[davenn]

Meanwhile in Australia
An Ozzie Christmas ...

 

[DaveC426913]

Close. Fahrvergnügen.

Don't you mean...

 

[Klystron]

Do shifting syllables count?

"Fee Fie Foe Fun! I see an Englishman!"

 

[Klystron]

This should go well with my triple-syllable sentences:

Map:
1)Will Diego go golfing ----> Will Diego-go go-go go-golfing?

2) The Banana narratives ----> The Banana na na-na narratives.

Common, no one else for triple-syllables?

"The grinning grown gringo go to the green grocer"

 

[Klystron]

More than 3 syllables alliteration:

"Great green Grecian grapes greet gritty grinning grifter Gretchen Green grabbing groceries."

[grifter = slang for thief.]

 

[mfb]

This should go well with my triple-syllable sentences:

Map:
1)Will Diego go golfing ----> Will Diego-go go-go go-golfing?

2) The Banana narratives ----> The Banana na na-na narratives.

Common, no one else for triple-syllables?

Muon on onions sounds like a terrible dish.

 

[Klystron]

More than 3 syllables alliteration:

"Great green Grecian grapes greet gritty grinning grifter Gretchen Green grabbing groceries."

Actually received a mathematics degree; but it only covers integers. Good thing I became a programmer. < zing! >

Hey Jude! School of computer science:
"1 and 1 and 1 is 3; got to code in FORTRAN 'cause the compiler's more robust than C ... Come together.."

Why depressed people like Beatles music:
"Sing it now: 'One + one + one make three..' ...Paul is DEAD!"

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Actually received a mathematics degree; but it only covers integers.

I specialised in 2676327775763267745677

 

[Klystron]

I specialised in 2676327775763267745677

One day a year they let me call a hyperbolic trig function, but only up to a limit, and I have to return it in identical form.

Last year a spline accidentally broke the transcendental function. So, this year I only get to borrow a Taylor series. Shucks.

 

[mfb]

I specialised in 2676327775763267745677

It is a prime number.

 

[fresh_42]

My neighbors love to hear me singing!
They just threw a stone through my window, so they can hear me even better!

 

[fresh_42]

Christmas tree was yesterday.
Nowadays we call it extremely lightened softwood with religious background.

 

[fresh_42]

Data protection officer at Google sounds a bit like disarmament expert at Northrop Grumman.

 

[256bits]

Data protection officer at Google sounds a bit like disarmament expert at Northrop Grumman.

Privacy Commissioner at social media!

 

[Klystron]

Privacy Commissioner at social media!

Grade evaluator at Montessori.

 

[Klystron]

I specialised in 2676327775763267745677

It is a prime number.

{Joking OFF:} That is a beautiful integer! Is it Mersenne?

{Joke ON:} No, it's right there, see?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

My neighbors love to hear me singing!
They just threw a stone through my window, so they can hear me even better!

Yeah, you'd wish! ... It was me

That is a beautiful integer! Is it Mersenne?

I don't know about Mersenne but I surely would be a Mercenary at that price! (in $ or €) ...

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Christmas tree was yesterday.
Nowadays we call it extremely lightened softwood with religious background.

And junk afterwards

 

[Klystron]

Yeah, you'd wish! ... It was me

I don't know about Mersenne but I surely would be a Mercenary at that price! (in $ or €) ...

"Many merry Mersenne mercenaries merit more money!"

 

[WWGD]

I specialised in 2676327775763267745677

There is this TV show called " The Division". https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tv+show+"+the+division"&t=h_&ia=web
What are the show titles ? Today, we'll go over 33/5?

 

[WWGD]

"The grinning grown gringo go to the green grocer"

Thanks, those are fun too, but I am referring to consecutive equal syllables. There is a company in India called "Tata": Then we can do:

The issue was fixed thanks to the Tata Tax system. Ta-ta-ta
Or:
I will miss Miss Miss(Issippi). EDIT:

Or, as mfb's one : I will have a Muon On Onion.

 

[fresh_42]

I know a correct German sentence with six identical words in a row (modulo caps) - does this count?

 

[WWGD]

I know a correct German sentence with six identical words in a row (modulo caps) - does this count?

Bring 'em on, bitte !

 

[fresh_42]

"Wenn vor Fliegen Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach."

Google translate couldn't handle it, so I have to do it myself ... "If in front of flies fly flies flies fly behind flies."

 

[WWGD]

"Wenn vor Fliegen Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach."

Google translate couldn't handle it, so I have to do it myself ... "If in front of flies fly flies flies fly behind flies."

Will Diego go golfing? Go Diego go! Best I can find in English.

 

[fresh_42]

Will Diego go golfing? Go Diego go! Best I can find in English.

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/today-i-learned.783257/page-131#post-6096485

However, @Ibix didn't tell it.

 

[WWGD]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/today-i-learned.783257/page-131#post-6096485

However, @Ibix didn't tell it.

Actually, I just remembered this one : https://duckduckgo.com/?q=buffalo+buffalo+buffalo+buffalo+buffalo&t=h_&ia=web

 

[DrGreg]

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

It refers to two students, James and John, required by an English test to describe a man who had suffered from a cold in the past. John writes "The man had a cold", which the teacher marks incorrect, while James writes the correct "The man had had a cold". Since James' answer was right, it had had a better effect on the teacher.

Extracted from the Wikipedia article James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License

 

[WWGD]

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

It refers to two students, James and John, required by an English test to describe a man who had suffered from a cold in the past. John writes "The man had a cold", which the teacher marks incorrect, while James writes the correct "The man had had a cold". Since James' answer was right, it had had a better effect on the teacher.

Extracted from the Wikipedia article James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License

What if James and John had had... a Buffalo...?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

"Wenn vor Fliegen Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach."

Google translate couldn't handle it, so I have to do it myself ... "If in front of flies fly flies flies fly behind flies."

Italians have a saying: (~ transl.) "if the boat goes goes goes let it go go go ..."

 

[Klystron]

Thanks, those are fun too, but I am referring to consecutive equal syllables. There is a company in India called "Tata": Then we can do:

The issue was fixed thanks to the Tata Tax system. Ta-ta-ta
Or:
I will miss Miss Miss(Issippi). EDIT:

Or, as mfb's one : I will have a Muon On Onion.

Imagine they're examples of consonance. I like actual sentences; not too strained, with meaning and regular grammar. I tried to shift syllables then match final letters in the "Gretchen Green" line. I also like the appearance of the letters and sub-text "M-O-O" in mfb's.

 

[WWGD]

Imagine they're examples of consonance. I like actual sentences; not too strained, with meaning and regular grammar. I tried to shift syllables then match final letters in the "Gretchen Green" line. I also like the appearance of the letters and sub-text "M-O-O" in mfb's.

I actually used one of these sentences , replying to someone who had gone to school with the person who ultimately became Miss Mississippi. They mentioned this, and stated he had no seen her for a while. "Do you miss Miss Miss(issippi)". But , yes, the others are forced, but I think it is funny to have people try to pronounce more of one of these phrases. They end up looking exhausted, without knowing why :).EDIT: I have thought of writing a small play ( say 5-10 min) to be performed in the streets/subway with plenty of these tripled sentences, without warning the audience. The audience will sense there is something unusual, without knowing what, which is kind of fun.