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Lancelot59 said:Lisa isn't that great either. That's a dot product. :tongue2:
...lol...
Lancelot59 said:Lisa isn't that great either. That's a dot product. :tongue2:
Isaacsname said:What do you get when you cross an elephant with an octopus ?
You get an elephant that eats a lot of peanuts.
Lancelot59 said:Lisa isn't that great either. That's a dot product. :tongue2:
mugaliens said:I thought that went like, "What do you get when you cross a crocodile with an abalone?" A crocabolone.
mugaliens said:I'll take her dot product to half else.
nismaratwork said:Imagine they're both lines, or curves... she just made them "cross" on her graph.
I think.
I'm better with the abstract math than actual calculations... oh that was fun in HS.
@mugaliens: You're going to hell, which I don't believe in, for making jokes that bad.
Isaacsname said:Ok, I think I understand that :tongue2:
I have too much catching up to do in maths.
FtlIsAwesome said:I just realized that I got the exact 1000th post on this thread!
Isaacsname said:Ok, I think I understand that :tongue2:
I have too much catching up to do in maths.
jtbell said:Either you need new glasses or you're posting in an alternate PF. I see #1018 on that post.
jtbell said:Either you need new glasses or you're posting in an alternate PF. I see #1018 on that post.
Dembadon said:I think he means https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3172835&postcount=1000" post.
nismaratwork said:Wow...
@jtbell: Sleeep... sleeeeeeeeeeep.
@Ivan: I feel like an idiot, and probably should. I just saw, "sin" and... assumed. Back to the PF library for me!
Ivan Seeking said:Oh, heh, I thought you were just joking around. Yeah, that was a specific reference to cross products.
nismaratwork said:I wish, but no... I'm learning math later in life... it seems easier now than it did when I was younger... makes no sense, but there it is.
Ivan Seeking said:See "cross product" and "vector calculus". The joke was a play on the language used when taking the cross product of two vectors [or in this case, calculating the magnitude of that value].
I remember asking about cross products before taking calculus, and no one would give me a straight answer.
The proper notation is actually this:Isaacsname said:Ahhh,..straight brackets signify magnitude of objects ?
Lancelot59 said:dot product of two vectors.
Ivan Seeking said:The magnitude of the cross product of two vectors...
How do you know its a guy?Isaacsname said:"Mmmmmmphhhhhmmmmm.?!..mppphhhmmmm.!..mmmbbpphhmmmmmmbbbpppphmmmmmmm...mmmmppphhhhmmm...! "
~ Some guy with tape over his mouth
FtlIsAwesome said:How do you know its a guy?
Well then, why'd you pay for a guy?Isaacsname said:Better be, that's what I paid for this time..
[itex]A \cdot B = |A||B| \cos \theta[/itex]Lancelot59 said:...How?
(1,2,3) dot (4,5,6) is 32
(1,2,3) cross (4,5,6) is (-3,6,-3), the norm of which is root(54).
Isaacsname said:A lame joke thread is incomplete without Florence Jenkins and McGonagall . Bad poetry and mangled opera go hand in hand with lame jokes.
For your viewing pleasure
FtlIsAwesome said:Well then, why'd you pay for a guy?
And what'd you do if it wasn't?
BobG said:I'm kind of impressed by Cosme McMoon's piano playing. It had to be hard to stay in synch with the interesting tempo of Jenkins' singing style. Too bad there's no recordings of her after her car wreck. As a result of the wreck, she was able to hit a higher 'F' note than she'd ever hit before (instead of suing the taxicab driver, she bought him a box of expensive cigars). Jenkins was a rather fascinating woman who sold out Carnegie Hall at the age of 76.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCa0Jn5W1ew
Isaacsname said:There's something about that women that is growing on me,...similar to a fungal infection.
I put a small speaker next to my birdfeeder, just out of curiosity about some things, ...the looks the birds have when I play them Mrs. Jenkins is pretty funny.
Just like people, they cock their heads and their eyes bug out .
" What...the...hell...is...that...? "
BobG said:This is how it should sound. (There's just something about men in tuxedos laughing that gets to me.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V28UvMf-Vpw
Jimmy Snyder said:[itex]A \cdot B = |A||B| \cos \theta[/itex]
[itex]|A \times B| = |A||B| \sin \theta[/itex]
Consider unit vectors i and j. The angle theta between them is 90 degrees, so cos theta is 0 and sin theta is 1.