Try Turbo-1's Habanero Sauce - Hot Stuff!

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In summary, turbo and his wife spent the day canning and pickling various types of peppers, including habaneros, jalapenos, lipstick chilis, and a variety of red peppers. They also made a flavorful pepper relish using peppers from their neighbor and Astronuc. Their neighbor is also a pepper enthusiast and turbo's wife brought some extra jars to the store owner, who loved it and may want to start selling it. They also made jalapeno poppers, which were a hit with everyone except for the hot-averse members of the family. They also started a batch of tomato and pepper salsa to be canned the next day.
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Here's the fixings for today's batch of habanero relish. About 140 peppers, at least 6 (I lost count) large bulbs of fresh Russian garlic, and the chopped florets of about 10 heads of dill. This bears repeating - it you can find blossoming dill heads for sale, GET THEM! The flowers are so much more rich and pungent than the seeded heads or the weed (leaves). They are wonderful in salsas, pickles, etc, and can really kick up the taste of a fresh garden salad. The relish is simmering down (it will be a tiny batch due to the reduction in volume) and I just tasted some (maybe 1/10th of a teaspoon) and immediately my scalp broke into a sweat. Due to my normal disdain for safety procedures during the handling of habaneros, my hands are experiencing a mild burn, and even after washing my hands, I absent-mindedly scratched the side of my nose in response to an itch. It doesn't itch anymore

I just jarred up the relish, and got only 8 8-oz jars, 4 of which will go to my neighbor in repayment for setting us up with Russian and German garlic to sow this winter. He has ratcheted back his garlic consumption and restricted his gifts of garlic to others to make sure that we have enough to start our own crop, and that's a pretty big sacrifice. Suddenly, next summer's chili crop is looking too far away, and the habanero relish stores are looking meager. If the frost holds off for another week or so, I may be able to can another batch, though I expect I'll have to settle for green chilis - they don't ripen very well with these cold nights.

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I just had a pan-fried Applegate Farms organic hot dog on a grilled roll with sauted onions, habanero relish, and yellow mustard. Mmmmmmmmm! How many more months until I can grow more chilies?
 
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I was busy all day, and didn't cook, and my wife got home late from visiting our newest grand-niece in the hospital. As a result, we didn't have a planned meal and I had some more Applegate Farms hot dogs with rolls with sauted onions and habanero relish. I put about 1/2 tsp of the fresh home-made relish in each roll. Before I finished the first 'dog, my scalp was sweating - by the second, sweat was beading up all over my scalp, and by the third, my hair was plastered down and the back of my neck was wet with running sweat. The flavor is killer, and combined with Annie's Naturals organic yellow mustard and some sauteed yellow onions, these dogs couldn't have been better. I love the heat!
 
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How to make chili relish... EASY recipe with photos

The cold days and nights showed down the growth of my habaneros and they are no longer ripening, so I decided to pick all of them and make green habanero relish. I got some more fresh Russian garlic from my neighbor yesterday so I am stocked up again. Here is a shot of the basket from the garden with habanero peppers and fresh flowering dill heads, showing the proportions of chilis to dill to garlic that I decided to use - every batch is different, depending on my mood.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/basket.jpg

First I de-stemmed the chilis and then rinsed them of any dirt, pollen, etc that might have come in on them.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/rinsehabs.jpg

while the peppers were draining in the sink, I turned my attention to the other raw ingredients - garlic and dill.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/bulbsanddill.jpg

Since the garlic still has dried dirt on the outer skins, I took off the outer skins first and separated the cloves, and washed off my workspace. This looks like a lot of garlic, but I really should have used more. To peel garlic really quickly, lay a clove on either of it's flattest sides, take a sharp knife and slice off a thin bit of the root end of the clove, and when you get through the meat of the clove, do not continue to slice. Instead, turn your blade horizontally and trap the hard skin against your cutting board and roll the clove up and away from the knife. This usually takes off a big piece of skin and loosens other areas so you can quickly pull it off. You notice that I use thin flexible cutting board. These are great, and they don't develop deep grooves like the thick soft poly boards. When you've got stuff chopped up, just roll up the edges of the board and dump them into the pot.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/peelingcloves.jpg

Once I had the cloves of garlic peeled, I turned to the dill. You don't have to add dill, but I like the flavor and we still have a lot of it in the garden, so in it goes. You can use dill weed (leaves of the plant) or seeded heads, but if you can get flowering dill heads, by all means, do so. The yellow florets are the richest-tasting parts of the plant. Here I show how much of the heads you use. I illustrate this with a knife, but I don't strip of the florets with a knife. It's a lot faster pinching them off between my thumbnail and index finger.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/dillflorets.jpg

Here is the prepped food ready to be processed.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/preppedvegetables.jpg

I use a small food processor. It makes quick work of the chopping, and if you're careful, you can limit your contact with habanero juice. The garlic and chilies can be chopped in any order. I showed a few of each because it looked good.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/notchopped.jpg

Here's a shot of some chopped ingredients. Notice the spatula. You do not want to be tempted to scrape out the sides of the processor bowl with your fingers.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/chopped.jpg

Here are the processed vegetables in the pot, joined by the dill flowers.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/inthepot.jpg

NOTE: Here is the recipe. It's all you need to know, and it is so simple you can't screw it up even if you claim to be a terrible cook.

Get out a measuring cup and a big jug of cider vinegar. Keeping count, add vinegar cup by cup until the vinegar gets about to the top of the chopped ingredients. When the liquid level is right, add one teaspoon of non-iodized canning salt, one teaspoon of cane sugar and two tablespoons of molasses per cup of vinegar. I needed exactly 4 cups of vinegar for this batch.

Because of the opportunity for misinterpretation, and because I don't want to be liable for someone else's mistakes, I won't describe the process by which I canned the chili relish. You can buy a book from Ball, Kerr, or any other company that produces the jars, lids, and accessories, and they will clue you in about pH levels, safe processing times and temperatures, etc. Rest assured, the relish was transferred to sterile jars, topped with sterile lids, and processed in a boiling-water bath for 20 minutes. The batch you saw here yielded 13 half-pint jars.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x318/turbo-1/inthejars.jpg

There you have it. A recipe that you can make at home with store-bought ingredients if you don't have a garden, and the ingredients for the liquid can be naturally scaled to any size batch. If you do 10 habaneros, for instance, you will probably need only 1/2 cup of vinegar, so 1/2 tsp of salt and sugar and one tbsp of molasses. Could it be any easier?
 
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wolram said:
I love hot food 99% of the time, but some times i crave sweet, the only sweet thing i like is treacle, it is that sort of toffee taste, i think the once a month sweet binge revives my taste buds and the craving for hot food.
You can hit 'em both at the same time. My wife likes to make sweet jellies out of jalapeno and habanero peppers. They're great with cheese and crackers, with smoked oysters, sardines, slices of hot sausage, etc.
 
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turbo-1 said:
You can hit 'em both at the same time. My wife likes to make sweet jellies out of jalapeno and habanero peppers. They're great with cheese and crackers, with smoked oysters, sardines, slices of hot sausage, etc.


I will pay £500 for one weeks board and food.
 
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A recent gift

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7817/pain1006137bw8.jpg

Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com
 
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That is the coolest name for hot sauce that I have EVER seen.
 
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Astronuc said:
A recent gift

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7817/pain1006137bw8.jpg

Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com
You've got something better coming, buddy. Hang on and adopt a cautious attitude. The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.
 
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turbo-1 said:
You've got something better coming, buddy. Hang on and adopt a cautious attitude. The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.
Pain 100% is pretty good, but mild by my standards. :biggrin:
 
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Astronuc said:
Pain 100% is pretty good, but mild by my standards. :biggrin:
Check the mail in a couple of days, Astronuc. You've got a jar of real habanero relish coming your way. It is made out of 95% bush-ripened habaneros and about 5% Russian garlic. The habanero relish you had during your visit was a "last-ditch" batch made after we ran out of the stuff made from garden-raised chilies, and I had to resort to using wimpy store-bought chilies. The stuff on the way is the best of the best - it's killer on hot dogs with yellow mustard. :-p
 
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turbo-1 said:
The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.

I know. Thats why I got a habanero plant. I'm using peppers from that now. (basically its for practice before I plant my other peppers).

The relish is also good in tacos :D
 
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Math Jeans said:
I know. Thats why I got a habanero plant. I'm using peppers from that now. (basically its for practice before I plant my other peppers).

The relish is also good in tacos :D
You'll find lots of uses for that, MJ. I use it as a primary source of heat in my home-made pizza sauce. I also use black pepper, cayenne, crushed red pepper - every source of heat I can get my hands on. When you use a variety of hot stuff, it plays out in a complex burn that can be fantastic, so mix it up when you decide to cook with this stuff.

Try making your own pizza sauce! If you don't have fresh tomatoes, you can used canned tomatoes. Dump a can of them in a blender, add some olive oil (it helps suppress foaming while you simmer the sauce), habanero relish, crushed red pepper, black pepper, a little sugar, and some basil, oregano, and maybe tobasco or other hot stuff, and blend it very thoroughly at high speed. The reason for this is to break up the cells of the tomatoes so they will de-water easily without scorching on the pan. Simmer this stuff very slowly until it reaches the desired consistency. I don't measure stuff when I make my pizza sauce, so do what I do and just go by feel. Even your first attempt will be better than the stuff you can buy in a store, and by your 2nd or 3rd batch, you'll never want to eat commercially-made pizza again. I make my pizzas on flour tortillas instead of crusts, and they are great. One tip: When your pizza is assembled and topped with parmesan cheese and vegetables, meat, etc, shake on a bit more oregano and freshly-ground black pepper, and grate a bit of Romano cheese over the pizza. Your friends and family will be begging you to make pizza.
 
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You should start a "salsa of the month club" business, turbo. Since you don't want to go into mass production, I think you should charge insane amounts of money for subscriptions for strangers, but a reasonable price to your friends. o:)

Heck, have you seen what people will pay for caviar? http://www.mastercaviar.com/caviar/customer/home.php?cat=248&gclid=CNrcuubylo8CFSUYagodtkXDew
I think you are sitting on a gold mine. Charge those rich snobs $100/ounce. :approve:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
You should start a "salsa of the month club" business, turbo. Since you don't want to go into mass production, I think you should charge insane amounts of money for subscriptions for strangers, but a reasonable price to your friends. o:)

Heck, have you seen what people will pay for caviar? http://www.mastercaviar.com/caviar/customer/home.php?cat=248&gclid=CNrcuubylo8CFSUYagodtkXDew
I think you are sitting on a gold mine. Charge those rich snobs $100/ounce. :approve:
My problem is that even though I make lots of salsas and chili relishes, I also EAT a lot of salsas and chili relishes. I ran out of habanero relish in the spring, and had to make more from store-bought chilies. Blah! Hopefully, I managed to make enough this year to hold me over until the next harvest. I'd have to devote my entire 1500+ sq ft garden to chilies and tomatoes in order to be able to sell salsas, so that's out. I've sent a few jars of stuff to Astronuc, but I can't do much more than that (much as I'd love to) because I'm also supplying salsa to a neighbor who had been giving us Russian and German garlic - both to cook with and to use as planting stock. He has agreed that next year he will use his little greenhouse and containers to supplement my garden-grown habaneros with container-grown habaneros and hopefully allow us to avoid a crunch in next year's crop. He'll grow extra chilies and I will process them into salsas for both of us.

I'd love to be able to go commercial, but the best I can do at this point is to post simple recipes and get adventurous PFer's like Math Jeans to try them out and make their own salsas and relishes. I think he's hooked! I know that I'd have to charge $$$ to part with my salsas at this point, because I'm so bummed when I run out. We had to ration green-tomato salsa (my favorite for cheeseburgers) so that there would be a jar available when Astronuc and family visited. I made sure to make a lot more this year, so that (hopefully) won't happen again. You simply can't buy stuff this good anywhere.

Maybe I can start a chili-head self-help group... Try this recipe, MIH.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1462948&postcount=867

You can adapt this recipe to any type of chili. Jalapeno relish is pretty tasty, but mild. Super chilies and tobasco chilies are hotter, with a nice flavor. Habanero chilies are much hotter, with a delayed burn that will make your scalp sweat. Dill seems to scale back the initial burn, for some reason, but the delayed burn of the habaneros comes through loud and clear. You can use a food processor to make up small batches of chili relish and scale the vinegar, sugar, salt, and molasses to any size batch. This recipe is so easy and so tasty that every PFer who loves hot stuff should take the time to make a little batch and toss it in the fridge.
 
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turbo-1 said:
Check the mail in a couple of days, Astronuc. You've got a jar of real habanero relish coming your way. It is made out of 95% bush-ripened habaneros and about 5% Russian garlic. The habanero relish you had during your visit was a "last-ditch" batch made after we ran out of the stuff made from garden-raised chilies, and I had to resort to using wimpy store-bought chilies. The stuff on the way is the best of the best - it's killer on hot dogs with yellow mustard.
:-p Cool. Thanks!

I got one habanero pepper this season. Four plants never recovered from whatever ate the tops, and the prolonged dry spell didn't help either.

The other interesting find was a log in back yard that had been ripped open and the ground gouged a few inches. Other than a black bear, I don't know what would be big enough to do that - perhaps a large raccoon? or maybe an aggressive skunk or possum?
 
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Astronuc said:
:-p Cool. Thanks!
Cool? Darn! I hope not! If I'm eating a couple of hot dogs, I try to keep the relish down to about 1/2 tsp per dog (OK, I use real table-type teaspoons, not the measuring kind) to keep the burn mild, especially if I'm fixing a dog before bed-time as a snack and I sometimes put on a little extra. :rolleyes: I'm not trying to punish myself with pain - I love the high that comes with the burn and I love the flavor of these chilies.
 
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turbo-1 said:
Cool? Darn! I hope not! If I'm eating a couple of hot dogs, I try to keep the relish down to about 1/2 tsp per dog (OK, I use real table-type teaspoons, not the measuring kind) to keep the burn mild, especially if I'm fixing a dog before bed-time as a snack and I sometimes put on a little extra.
How about - FAR OUT, MAN!

I'm not trying to punish myself with pain - I love the high that comes with the burn and I love the flavor of these chilies.
I know - it's an acquire taste. :biggrin:
 
  • #89
I just downed a 'dog with over a full teaspoon-full (table-ware, not measuring) of jalapeno relish and yellow mustard, and if I wasn't trying to keep my weight under control, I would have had another. What a treat! I have been blocked out from eating processed meats for years until recently my wife found organic hot dogs processed by Applegate Farms, with no MSG.
 
  • #90
Astronuc said:
A recent gift

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7817/pain1006137bw8.jpg

Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com

I would bet that it isn't as hot or painful as Dave's Insanity! :)

Zz.
 
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ZapperZ said:
I would bet that it isn't as hot or painful as Dave's Insanity! :)

Zz.

I've had Dave's Insanity. It is fairly spicy, but it is one of those hot sauces that you know has capsaicin in it. There is nothing wrong with capsaicin, but everyone is too scared to use too much of it. The thing I love about hot sauces made from habaneros is that people tend to get real brave with them :D. Personally, I chopped up a few habaneros and added them to my Dave's.
 
  • #92
jim mcnamara said:
So you can "panda" to your wonts.

My wonts include Bob's Burgers. Sounds godawful, I know. However. This is New Mexico where green chile is an actual foodstuff, unlike most other places. Green chile tortilla burgers are great! If you ever in Albuquerque, check it out.
Sounds good. Every year, I make salsa from green tomatoes and green hot chilies (jalapeno, habanero, and whatever else is around) and onions That stuff is killer on cheeseburgers and quesadillas. I don't bother trying to grow tomatillos in my limited space, so I make do with small, tart, firm green tomatoes with pretty good results. By now, my friends and family know to ask before spooning home-canned salsas onto their foods, but this is a pretty popular one. One of my cousins gets a red, flushed face every time she eats this stuff on burgers, but it doesn't stop her. :approve:
 
  • #93
Math Jeans said:
I've had Dave's Insanity. It is fairly spicy, but it is one of those hot sauces that you know has capsaicin in it. There is nothing wrong with capsaicin, but everyone is too scared to use too much of it. The thing I love about hot sauces made from habaneros is that people tend to get real brave with them :D. Personally, I chopped up a few habaneros and added them to my Dave's.
I haven't had Dave's insanity. It might be good, but my all-around favorite commercial stuff was The Mex sauce made by the restaurant of the same name in Ellsworth, ME. It's not killer-hot, but it is 100% jalapenos with a wonderful flavor that goes well with burgers, omelets, meatloaf, you name it! Now that I've got a garden spot, I can make better stuff at home, including stuff that is tastier and/or hotter. For years before we moved out to the country, I always had a bottle of their hot sauce in the 'fridge and several more in the pantry as a back-up.

http://www.themex.com/
 
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Dave's is pretty good. I have several different varieties of Dave's sauces including one of the private reserve.

I got started with Dave's After Death Hot Sauce at a restaurant in St. Louis. The chef provided a bottle from his private stock, and only upon request. He didn't provide to customers (general public) over concern for liability.

I need to start collecting Blair's hot sauces.


Meanwhile, turbo's package arrived.

Tried a few tablespoons worth.

Ausgezeichnet - that's great stuff! A masterpiece!

That's the best habanero hot sauce I've ever had! Sneaks up on you and then has a nice afterburn! :smile:

It had my nose running like nothing else I've had (more so than Dave's). Excellent!


Only problem is that I can't go near my wife after I eat this stuff. :smile:
 
  • #95
I'm glad to hear that you approve, Astronuc. This is my best batch so far. Since my wife discovered a source of organic hot dogs with no chemical additives or MSG (under any of its 50+ aliases), I have been eating them regularly with habanero relish and yellow mustard. I hope this batch holds up until next season! I hate running out and having to use store-bought habaneros. The result is always disappointing.
 
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  • #96
I'm halfway through a new favorite sandwich. Tuna salad (with Cain's mayo, onions, green pepper and celery) on seeded rye bread with a nice layer of jalapeno relish. Habanero relish would have overwhelmed the tuna, but jalapeno is just right.
 
  • #97
I decided that since we have a lot of members that love to set their mouths on fire that our PF Hot Stuff Guru should get his own thread. :approve:
 
  • #98
Evo said:
I decided that since we have a lot of members that love to set their mouths on fire that our PF Hot Stuff Guru should get his own thread. :approve:
I saw this thread and thought I was having senior moment, because I didn't remember starting the thread.

Anyway, just to avoid any confusion, Turbo-1 is the Guru, and I'm just the devotee, consumer and aficionado.

Muchas Gracias, Evo! :approve:
 
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Thank you, Evo. It is nice to have a thread dedicated to some of my favorite foods. I've been tying up the Food Thread a lot because this is the season in which I make most of my hot stuff.
 
  • #100
Astronuc said:
I saw this thread and thought I was having senior moment, because I didn't remember starting the thread.

Anyway, just to avoid any confusion, Turbo-1 is the Guru, and I'm just the devotee, consumer and aficionado.

Muchas Gracias, Evo! :approve:
I thought the same thing - "where did that thread come from?" BTW, I consider myself still a learner, so I'm not a Guru yet. Most of my recipes are very basic, but basic is good when it comes to letting flavors shine through, IMO. I don't know if I can improve on this year's batch of habanero relish (the planets were aligned, I guess), but I have ideas for tweaking some of my tomato-based salsas. :-p

To PF'ers that love hot stuff: Go to the illustrated (drop-dead simple) illustrated recipe above.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1462948&postcount=74

Note that that amount of salt, sugar, and molasses you'll add is proportional to the amount of vinegar you need to cover your ingredients before you cook them. If you start with 10 habaneros and all the cloves from a bulb of garlic, you'll need probably 1/2 cup of vinegar, 1/2 tsp of salt and sugar, and 1 tbs of molasses. You can tweak these, too, if you prefer more salt, or want to reduce sweetness. This is just to get you started. With a batch this small, you don't have to fool around with canning the relish. Just put it in a lidded container and toss it in the 'fridge. This let's you tinker with small batches to home in on your favorite, without having to use lots of canning jars, etc. For those of you that like hot, but don't LOVE hot, start with a mild variety of chili, like jalapeno. Once you have a recipe that you like, you can mix it up with other varieties of chilies. I really like this year's "clean-up" batch from when I pulled my pepper plants for composting. I found lots of jalapenos, super-chilies, and habaneros, and threw them all into one final batch of relish. The mix of flavors and burns is wonderful.

Edit: I do not cook these relishes for a very long time - only until the bright colors of the chilies start to dull. In the case of green chilies, this is when the brilliant green mutes to a more olive-drab color.
 
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  • #101
No, the hot sauce deserves it's own thread. Perhaps we can index the recipes. I'm thinking of merging the other hot sauce thread into yours, if you don't mind, it was a good thread also.

I'd like to find some way to split more threads out of the food thread if I can find enough interest in a single subject, or post some kind of index. This would make it easier for people to go to specific recipes.

BTW, this thread is listed in General Discussion Classics for anyone that ever needs a shortcut to find it.
 
  • #102
Evo said:
No, the hot sauce deserves it's own thread. Perhaps we can index the recipes. I'm thinking of merging the other hot sauce thread into yours, if you don't mind, it was a good thread also.
I certainly don't mind. The more the merrier. I'm somewhat obsessed by the progression of my own recipes and don't always take the time to search for and learn from others, so more outside input would be wonderful. For almost 30 years, my wife and I have lived in apartments or rented houses, or lived in our own houses in locations where the opportunity to grow vegetables was partly or entirely non-existent, and we had to make salsas from whatever was available at farm stands and stores. For the last couple of years, I have been in total control of the species, growing conditions, and maturity-levels at harvest of all our vegetables, and the difference in the sauces and relishes is astounding. The time between harvest and processing of my ingredients can often be expressed in minutes, or just a few hours at most, if I have to scald and peel tomatoes, etc.
 
  • #103
We need a ginger-habanero jelly. :biggrin:

Goes well with chicken or pork and as a glaze.
 
  • #104
Astronuc said:
We need a ginger-habanero jelly. :biggrin:

Goes well with chicken or pork and as a glaze.
Darn you! If my wife sees this, I'll have to plant more habaneros next year. Shhh! :rolleyes:

I hereby appoint Astronuc as head of R&D and head of Product Development. His job duties will include implementing all wild ideas and submitting the products to turbo-1 Hot Stuff Inc for evaluation.:-p:biggrin:
 
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  • #105
I've got a bag of habaneros in the freezer with which to experiment. Muahahahaaaa!

And I'll be growing more next year. This winter I'll be amending the ground with more organic material.


Jalapeño + raspberry jam is nice on cream cheese and crackers. Jalapeño and raspberry jam is a good combo, and I imagine it might go well with duck.
 
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