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FtlIsAwesome
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Tommy was an idiot.
FtlIsAwesome said:Tommy was an idiot.
nismaratwork said:"When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose."
Borg said:A friend of mine used to always say "mine's only 5 inches but, most women like 'em that wide". Now that I think of it, he didn't have a good memory either. :tongue:
Borek said:Somehow that reminds me that God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
nismaratwork said:"When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose."
Borg said:A friend of mine used to always say "mine's only 5 inches but, most women like 'em that wide". Now that I think of it, he didn't have a good memory either. :tongue:
Borek said:Somehow that reminds me that God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
DevilsAvocado said::rofl:
lisab said:That probably led to some strange conversations over dinner that evening.
"How was work today? Anything interesting happen?"
"I batted a flying penis out of the air. How was your day, dear?"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:lisab said:"I batted a flying penis out of the air. How was your day, dear?"
nismaratwork said:I want to get a tiny version of that, and fly it into Qaddafi's ear.
3 men walk into a bar.
After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.
The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.
Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.
The bartender says "Ok, that's 12 inches you can go".
As the're walking away the first guy sais to the third, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there."
DevilsAvocado said:Kasparov's Apocalypse Now
*** Warning! Body part in strange environment! ***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg
Gokul43201 said:That's like the joke about Cauchy's dog. They say it leaves a residue at every pole.
FtlIsAwesome said:Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.
It was actually in gigagrams.
FtlIsAwesome said:It was actually in gigagrams.
Gokul43201 said:That's like the joke about Cauchy's dog. They say it leaves a residue at every pole.
FtlIsAwesome said:Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.
It was actually in gigagrams.
FtlIsAwesome said:Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.
It was actually in gigagrams.
Wow! I didn't know my jokes had hidden meaning...Borek said:It adds new meaning to the statement "check your units" that we see so often at PF.
nismaratwork said:That's what happens when you use a slide-rule upside down...