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The animals at the zoo have been gossiping about the latest arrival: "Can you believe what the new gnu knew?!"
QuarkCharmer said:What do neutrinos wear when they ride horses?
massless chaps
DaveC426913 said:Oh.
I didn't get it at first, so I Googled the phrase.
I got it. I got retinal scarring is what I got.
Thank you QuarkCharmer for that.
I know what they are, I just didn't make the connection. Obvious in retrospect.QuarkCharmer said:I didn't think that anyone would have to google that one!
QuarkCharmer said:What do neutrinos wear when they ride horses?
massless chaps
jtbell said:With the new iPhone out, we can expect Siri to contribute a lot of lame jokes. Here are a couple that I've read about recently:
Q: Can you tell me a bad joke?
Siri: Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.
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Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Siri: 42 cords.
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Q: Who's on first?
Siri: That's right.
Isaacsname said:When a blind person touches sandpaper, do they interpet static ?
WhoWee said:That's a bit rough - even coarse - and quite abrasive.
Isaacsname said:Apologies then, I never meant to rub you the wrong way.
WhoWee said:No worries - hardly scratched the surface.
Lancelot59 said:Now that that has been smoothed over, let's tell a joke.
FlexGunship said:For the love of science, STOP!
(Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/-jon-/2239916961/)
Lancelot59 said:Now that that has been smoothed over, let's tell a joke.
Isaacsname said:You guys are going to wear me down if this keeps up.
Isaacsname said:You guys are going to wear me down if this keeps up.
Isaacsname said:Whats Mork from Ork's favorite SI unit ?
The Nanoometer
lololzIsaacsname said:Whats Mork from Ork's favorite SI unit ?
The Nanoometer