Lame Jokes


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I liked it better the first time.
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Quote Quote by turbo-1 View Post
I liked it better the first time.
Still, obviously you are old enough to not only get, but also to appreciate the pun.
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lolz
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What did mother buffalo say to his son as she was leaving?







"Bye, son..."
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Hehe... [and, "welcome"]
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shintzel walkes into a bar, mounge says Y the long face, get it cause u got a long face
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They violate causality!







What's the strangest thing about tacheons?
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The trouble with Asian news is that you can watch the news, but a half-hour later you want to watch it again.
- The Daily Show
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Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean... On everything around you.
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^^Ya that is definitely a groaner!
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Someone called a travel agent and asked "How long does it take to get from New York to Tokyo?" The travel agent said "just a moment" and went to look it up. But the caller said thank you and hung up.
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lololol
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"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your rearend with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles -- bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking View Post
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF:

.....
Bwah. Hahahaha!

I stole your list, and have started the new viral email.

Thank you, and give Tsu a smooch for me.
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking View Post
A group of older gentlemen are playing cards. Carl is cleaning everyone's clock so badly that finally the other players demand to know what's going on. Carl starts laughing and explains that he's been taking a memory course and it has really helped his card game. "What is the name of the course", asked one player, "I'd like to take it".

Carl thinks for a moment and then asks, "Does anyone remember the rings that we got in high school?". "Do you mean the graduation ring?", asked one player. "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about", said Carl. "Now, do you remember the stone used in the ring?". "That was a ruby", asserts another player. "Yes, that was it!", exclaimed Carl. Then he turns and yells into the kitchen where his wife is working:" Hey Ruby, what is the name of that memory course we are taking?".
I don't get it... can someone explain
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Quote Quote by Goofguy View Post
I don't get it... can someone explain
His wife's name is "Ruby."
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And he had to use his memory technique in order to remember his wife's name.

I should have credited the Taliban jokes to Jeff Foxworthy; received via viral email.
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking View Post
Still, obviously you are old enough to not only get, but also to appreciate the pun.
I didn't get it.


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