Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

You need the Philosophy of Dilemma for Dummies book.

I can't buy it without reading "How to buy a book", which I can't read without reading "How to read a book"

 

[WWGD]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

For one, "One thing" leads to "Another".

 

[DrGreg]

This and That would make a lot of sense.

I didn't see That coming.

 

[WWGD]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

Are you ready for this?

 

[256bits]

Are you ready for this?

The street Are You Ready For This is the one behind you.

 

[WWGD]

The street Are You Ready For This is the one behind you.

 

[Borg]

Might as well repost this one here.

 

[jrmichler]

Not as good as This Street and That Street, but accurate:

 

[jtbell]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

Thata?

Any and No?

 

[jtbell]

A long time ago, I read a story about how Piscataway, New Jersey got its name.

A man stood on the bank of the Raritan River, fishing without success.

Another man walks up and asks, "How's it going?"

Man #1 shrugs in frustration. "Quo ivit piscis??" [Where did the fish go??]

Man #2 points downstream. "Piscis? Thataway!"

 

[DaveC426913]

Might as well repost this one here.

This is real by the way, not faked. It's in Nova Scotia:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...try=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDEyMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw==

 

[symbolipoint]

A long time ago, I read a story about how Piscataway, New Jersey got its name.

A man stood on the bank of the Raritan River, fishing without success.

Another man walks up and asks, "How's it going?"

Man #1 shrugs in frustration. "Quo ivit piscis??" [Where did the fish go??]

Man #2 points downstream. "Piscis? Thataway!"

Not add better or more information about the topic, but just the name of the place:
Piss Cat Away

 

[Borg]

This is real by the way, not faked. It's in Nova Scotia:

I linked to it with the word 'here'. I guess I could have been a little clearer.

 

[davenn]

 

[gmax137]

Might as well repost this one

How about this one: in Harahan, LA.

I think they re-constructed Dickory since I lived there. I remember my GPS used to say, take Hickory to Dickory to Dock.

 

[dwarde]

This one may be old by now.

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

When I was a kid there was an advert for some beer or other with Caesar telling his friend to "get two, Brutus".