Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #23,911
renormalize said:
Did your experiment answer the oft-debated question: was there, or was there not, enough extra room on the plank to fully accommodate Jack Ken as well?
I left that for the potential discoverer to resolve.
 
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I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.
 
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symbolipoint said:
I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.
That's worse.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's worse.
Hey! All I can say is, I did a quick web search. I should try again and read deeper to be more sure, but...., maybe not or maybe later.
 
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symbolipoint said:
I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.
Fish smoothies, anyone? :smile:
 
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The beginning of any baseball game between the Pirates and the Phillies must really stink. :eek:

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Spikey with a smooth finish.
 
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jtbell said:
Fish smoothies, anyone? :smile:
Let me get my Bass-o-matic.

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Aquarium fish stores rarely use aquarium in their name. They come up with good names for marketing purposes.
There is a really good store in Portland, OR called the Wet Spot.
 
  • #23,921
When I was a grad student in Ann Arbor MI, in the 1970s, I often passed by the Age of Aquariums.
 
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He just needs a passwood.
 
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I hear Disney is planning a new theme park in Transylvania. It’ll be called Draculand.
 
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Honoring Sensei Norris. :smile:

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